fUck th@t n0IsE! h@h@h@ n0

- - - LENNON TO END CHEMOTHERAPY TREATMENT - - -

- - - VICE PRESIDENT STRICKLAND INSISTS: "I AM NOT A CANDIDATE FOR 2016" - - -

- - - POPE MILITIADES IN GOOD HEALTH AFTER FALL - - -

((Whoa ok that was weird. I left because I had to get lottery tickets ("had" yes I know I don't need them but worth a try), left my computer on. I came back & noticed screen tearing on the right. At first I thought it was just fs, but then it started happening on other websites as well. Rebooting seems to have fixed it, but that made me really nervous.))

Okay now you're just messing with poor Garies.

Effects of high energy weapons on a polytheistic proto-industrialized society.

Too bad Victoria wasn't in Caelondia before The Calamity. She could have given them some advice.

"You're making a weapon powerful enough to wipe out all life on the planet in order to prevent another war? President Kefauver tried that in 1962, didn't work."

Though to be honest the Technocratic Party is more "The Potential Benefits of Bureaucracy and Managers" than "Scientists with Magic Nukes".

I just realized that Marcus is the only person in the RP who wouldn't be surprised or confused by the Technocratic Party on Earth or Jadkat's police state. Caelondia was basically a state run by scientists and under constant martial law.

Less reactionary, more meek. Has some scientific education, including a degree in chemistry. Not a creationist, though it's hard to find creationists in the Catholic Church these days.

You are making me choose between my husband and my best friend.

Not fair.

Jack. (Come on I'm his mom how can I not pick him?)

*nc* Whichever one gets too close to Eridia when she's playing with fire*nc*

*pats her shoulder*

Jack, we were meant to be bros.

*nc* Spread our genetic material among the choicest of babes and form a super-race of horrific mutants. */nc*

We could give the humans a fucking lesson or two on their own history, that's how firm a grasp we have on it.

Can't get much firmer a grasp than this. Like a nun clinging to the burning wreckage of the Popemobile dangling off the side of a cliff.

We know so much about human history.

Fuckin' awesome. Don't tell Lun, she might dissect you.

They filled up gladiators with booze and meat right before their battles, right? Same principle. *entire knowledge of the Roman Empire comes from crappy gladiator movies*

We're debating whether or not you're the first known alcohol based life form.