Annoying NPCs!

I refuse to eat cow tongue. Anything that tastes you back is pretty much a deal breaker.

I'm up to date on all the proper zombie vaccinations, I'm brushing up on my krav maga mastery, I have sharpened all blades within a 3 block radius, and stocked up on more ammo than the Matrix. Good enough?

Well, I have beat Watson on Jeopardy, performed acts deemed illegal in 14 states, and Uzbekistan, and sat through all 3 Twilight Saga movies. Scary.

I would say Chuck Norris, but then my head would explode. I would say Justin Timberlake, for the sole reason of tasting the women he's already been with.

Angel feathers, Fairy farts, and Unicorn teeth. The heaven's gift to formed meat products.

One Night in Paris

The gi that I forcibly removed from Chuck Norris's limp body after he decided to try to challenge me to a MMA event. It smells like aftershave and defeat.

Alive, which was pretty ok, considering the other option.

I'm more like my dad. We're both from the same planet, and he even gave me part of his name. His name is Jor-El, and my name is Kal-El. I like to protect people, like he protected me when he sent me to live with Uncle Ben and Aunt Bea or whatever their names were.

I will probably still be boxing grizzly bears. My backup plan is to purchase and maintain a large spawn of pirahna as pets, and try to get them in as many medical offices I can to replace those godawful nemo fish.

A princess for every plumber, an Alliance for every Empire. 8-bit bliss, my friends.

Since money is no object to me, it makes not difference. I can go to a 5 star restaurant, or stay at home and eat mac and cheese. It's the same to me. Except the mac and cheese would be made by supermodels.

Reality TV has cornered the market on great script writers. That shit is the best scripted TV since TJ Hooker.

Professor X

Supermodel by RuPaul. She's hawt.

"There's a sucker born every second, but the last awesome person born was Sooperjeenyus." - P.T. Barnum

Grizzly bear.

I'm a saver...until I have enough to buy hookers and blow. What can I say? I like to help the economy.

Since I'm from Arizona, it would be any day under 110......but since there wasn't any, I'll have to say being named "Awesomest Costume" at the 2011 Comic-con. I wore a t-shirt, shorts, and flip flops.