Once or twice. Sometimes I take artistic license and embellish the story with extra bits if it didn't quite go to plan, but nobody gets hurt from me doing that.

You're all you have, so unless you decide to be someone you respect and like ok, if not love, you're looking at a fairly miserable existence. One of my favorite quotes is by Tom Robbins, and it goes: "Be your own flying saucer. Rescue yourself."

being butt fucked by the abominable snow man