cousin it

that they're real human beings and not just an avatar

I couldn't predict, but let's just say I'd keep an eye on Borneo...

I don't understand. Cookies are dinner ?

who?

;D

I don't know, something quite broad that would enable me to do stuff really quickly with a sweep of my hand. like tidying up. I think that's more like magic/employing an assistant than superpower though eh?

Yeah there's a few. Timothy Claypole off of Rentaghost is near the top.... ;)

I am terrible at jokes. I only know the one my brother taught me when I was about 3:

Q: What's green and highly dangerous?
A: A caterpillar with a machine gun.

I know.... 80s.

uhhhh... nooooo, but maybe I will now.. thanks! I'll let you know tomorrow

Well... although Tai Chi is supposed to be good for you, and Typhoid, though powerful, isn't... I'll go with the one I'd prefer to see in a mug: Typhoo. Mine's strong with milk and no sugar, ta v much

Dog years. DOG YEARS.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

its the way you tell 'em

I'd pick number 2, as that's the one I've already got. Better the devil you know. You can always shut her in a cupboard.

(Cupboard meaning kitchen before you start calling the RSPCA)

Reen? What? Well clearly its Press Gang. Colin rocked. Not to mention it had Dexter Fletcher AND a Sawalha in it. WIN!

Phil (sorry Steve)

Honestly, I would have a horse (lol) - is that a pet or livestock? Anyway, they tend to come with names and its unlucky to change them, but if it didn't have a name I'd probably name him Phil, or Steve, or something.

It depends. If you are those awful people we've just moved away from then I don't want to live anywhere near you ever again, thanks very much. If however you are one of my friends then yes, we should all live in the same street and have street parties every Sunday afternoon.

Because I say so. Now, eat your tea.

Yes, we are the best ones. WHO ARE YOU?