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      it's a naan bread containing chips, with cheese on top, all heated up, like a really unhealthy British version of a fajita. it's quite a favourite around Fallowfield (studenty part of Manchester) but i'm sure if you explained it in your local takeaway they'd make you one, it just probably wouldn't be as good...

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      i can only manage the volume of a cheesy chip naan when i'm really drunk (either i've dropped most of it on the floor or my alcohol cravings are through the roof so i can fit it all in me belly). if i was that drunk you wouldn't even need to buy me a cheesy chip naan, i'd probably think i loved you anyway

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      how Northern? can you whisper sweet nothings in my ear like Brian Cox or are you more of a Paddy McGuinness or a Declan Donnelly?

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      nope i'm very much a one-man band, a lone soldier if you will.

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      are you a 6 foot 1 Italian man who can play the violin with his toes and make love for more than 30 minutes?

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