Fork!

To quote LucidEnding "Nothing we have is worth hurting anyone else for. It's all fleeting people. Stop seeing race, color, sex, religion, etc.... Theyre all just people, and if you try to love them you won't lose anything."

Ah-hahahahaha you poor fool...

Durable sense of humor. Being a gamer of some kind is a plus, but but a requirement.

Gut reflexes indicate some hazy montage of TGA events, but there are some others (family events, vacations) mingle in and out of the top spot.

Tulips.

Two (including the one I have now).

Pizaa delivery expert and microware developer.

While the standard is flying, I wouldn't mind either increased speed or luck, and then massively mess with Vegas.

Accept that Dad is gone and the TGA community is gone. Both happened around the same time for me.

Hardcore niche gamer

Stuff that requires specific cleaners (shower cleaner for one) just because the fumes are usually awful.

Probably IIDX...

Speaking AND reading Japanese

Being a "normal! guy; don't like sports, pop music, drinking, etc

Given the size of the universe, there has to be.

"Keep breathing. If you can do that, you can do anything."

Either a Beatnation Summit or a Days of the New show.

Religion-disrupting answers aside, either to when I was in sixth grade to advise my future, or to meet either Chopin or Debuessay (sp)

Caddying and maintenance at a country club.