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    1. Meg
      2 years ago
      shegoesdown

      Why do sorority girls make good beards?

      Because you can "WOOOO" at them all you want and beg them to go shopping with you and they still won't get the picture.

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    2. Meg
      2 years ago
      shegoesdown

      How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

      If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. However, if were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, then I would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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    3. Meg
      2 years ago
      shegoesdown

      If you were offered the job of U.S. president would you take the job?

      Right at this very second? Absolutely not. In the future, if everyone has plucked their heads from their asses? Maybe.

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    4. Meg
      2 years ago
      shegoesdown

      What song do you want played at your funeral?

      Probably "Runnin' With the Devil" by Van Halen.

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