I was trying to think of something less weird than peeing, but nothing came to mind...

Hmmmm, I'm not sure, I mean I feel like all the things I need to know are already named or I could easily find what the name is. I'd probably ask what the name for my child will be, though that would create a potentially self-fulfilling prophecy, but I'm definitely curious about that, and it would confirm whether or not I ever have a child. Then again, I could just ask for the name of the next huge corporation which hasn't yet become big, but is publicly traded. I dont know, really, that's a tough question.

I like you a lot, you're funny, creative, incredibly artistic. I love your photography, you're all around a cool girl *nods*

Most valuable monetarily, most useful, or sentimentally?

Monetarily then: My bike
Now: My car

Useful then: Iunno, my bookbag? or my bike
Now: Probably a tie between my laptop and my car

Sentimental then: Probably Big Frank or Andy, my favorite toys, I had Andy since I was born, and Big Frank was given to me when I was like 4,
Now: This is the toughest one... I carry a coin with me at all times that my pawpaw left me, it means a lot to me, I used to have 2 but the other one looked a lot like a quarter and I accidentally spent it. I was heartbroken

(Only posting this to twitter so my boss doesn't see >.>) Typically I'll go read Gizmodo or io9, mostly I just read news though, I'm boring. That and people-watching (which at the mall translates to looking at hot girls as they walk by, lol)

My name is a verb, Laura...

Ummm, I dunno, I never got the whole "hater" thing. If I don't like somebody, I'm not gonna be all sneaky and be a bitch behind your back or anything, I just wont associate with you or something. Though I suspect this question was asked for a more pointed reason, so who is this and why do you feel like I've perpetrated against you?

I'm not sure, I ask myself that all the time, most people just aren't laid back and let things get to them. The way I see it, if there's nothing I can do about something, there's no real reason to get mad about it.

Except for bad drivers, I will blow my top over some bad drivers

Iunno... a whirling dervish?

O.o yeah.... I'm not sexy enough for that sort of nonsense

Oh my god, that's such an awesome question, your creativity is only eclipsed by your wit :p

Let's see, first off I'd probably hire an accountant to keep track of my expenses so I don't have to worry about it, I'd pay off any bills and everything me and my parents owe, and pay everything at least a few years ahead. I'd pay for all my friends' tuition and student loans and whatnot, hire a contractor to come in and do anything mom wants done to the house. I'd get my car fixed up (cus I love her, lol), and buy a condo, probably in the south end of Charlotte, since they've got lofts and stuff there. I'd build a recording studio in it, and pimp it out with all kinds of stuff. I'd buy supplies and computers and stuff for my high school, buy out the current principal's contract, and do what I can to get some *good* leadership in there to try to bring it back to at least the quality it was while I was there. Then I'd buy a 67 Shelby Mustang, a Ural motorcycle, and probably either a VW bus or some kind of RV, so I could drive around the country. I'd commission a few things from Harrison Krix (http://volpinprops.blogspot.com/), and buy a lifetime dragon*con membership for myself and anyone I know who wanted one.


Then once I got the rest of the money I'd donate a shitton to the EFF, and help fund a movie or 2 that I'm really wanting to see, lol. Or I'd probably just be like "Hey Coen Brothers/Michael Gondry/Joss Whedon, here's X amount of money, make the next one awesome"

Oh god, so many, okay, so the first one, when I was growing up I watched muppet babies all the time, I loved Fozzie, and our fireplace was built out so that there was a place to sit stuff and it was a lot like a stage, so whenever we'd have company over, I'd get up on the fireplace and tell corny jokes like Fozzie, most of which I'd heard on tv. And the other one, our house burned down when I was 4, but thats not what the story is about, the story is, after that, we'd already planned a trip to Disney, and paid for it and everything, so since we were gonna be staying in a hotel whether we stayed or went, we went ahead and took the trip. One night, we were in the room, and mum went to the office for some reason, and dad was taking a shower, so while they're both gone, I get bored and decide I wanna walk around, so I wander a bit, and eventually I turn up at the bar downstairs, I hopped up in one of the stools and ordered a sprite, and by the time they found me i was sitting there being cooed over by a couple British college students, lol.

From the time I was 3 until I was around 14 or so, I wanted to be a paleontologist. Completely caused by Jurassic Park, lol. But I studied dinosaurs and stuff and it was fully my intention that I'd dig up fossils. Then I changed my mind and wanted to be a programmer, then a lawyer, then writer/director, then a baker/pizza maker/mixologist, and now a broadcaster/voice actor. I've had a long, varied journey, but I think I'm finally settled on where I am now :)

That's a little tough, a lot of the places I want to go are also places I've been. I want to go to Japan, I've always been fascinated with the culture and everything, Scotland is a big place, and there are more reasons than this, but when I think about where I want to go, a lot of the time I just see this one image in my head (A view down the Vegas strip, a view of Niagara falls, an image of Stonehenge) and that's the big reason I want to go, I want to stand in the same spot as I am in my head and see this amazing view that you cant see anywhere else, and for Scotland, that's the highlands. Also, I'd like to do some research and find the official home of my clan and stuff, and I'd love to have a kilt made in Scotland, using my clan's tartan and everything, that's getting a bit into it, but that's a lot of why I want to go. The third one is hard to think of, I really want to go to Scotland and Japan and I've put a lot of thought into both, I want to go to Ireland, but that's too similar to Scotland and stuff (Though I do want to have a Guinness at the brewery, or at least close to it). For the official third place, I'd say Italy, it's probably a boring answer, but I've always been a fan of Italian things, I've thought more into it than that but I can't seem to remember any of it right now. I've got a wanderlust though, so I could go on for hours, I'm sure, about the places I want to go, lol.

I don't think I would, but I wouldn't mind adding "Danger" as a middle name or something, lol

Lol, I think I had a crush on Jessica Rabbit, but I'm not entirely sure. Otherwise, it was this girl named Nadia, we went fishing one day, and I met her, I was like 7, and we went off and played together and talked about how we were gonna grow up and be paleontologists together and discover the worlds biggest T-rex ever, lol.

I had a toy I got when I was 4 or 5, it was a big, plastic, kiddified version of Frankenstein called Big Frank, after I got him for Christmas, he basically became my brother, lol and I took him with me everywhere. I actually have a picture of me, dad, and Frank at the zoo, lol http://tinyurl.com/2wteovr

Bacon O.O

Definitely TV, I need the internets, I'd mainline it straight into my veins if I could

Depends on who's asking this... possibly, Definitely. Possibly, no, lol