Ask me anything. The sillier, the better.
Recent Responses
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By direction: NW: Seattle, WA (Although I think Whidbey Island is a bit further north. Too lazy to look.) SW: San Diego/Oceanside/Camp Pendleton, CA. That whole area. NE: A little bit past Evanston, WY. This is soon to become Laramie, WY and Denver, CO. SW: Phoenix, AZ. Not much else past that, going south, really.
By distance: Drove from Kaysville, Utah to Seattle, WA for a total of 819 miles. ... with the drive from Kaysville to Camp Pendleton being a close second at 751 miles. -
I don't watch TV. I'm not about to start, just to answer a Question of the Day.
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Don't shop at walmart.
And if you do, DON'T LEAVE YOUR FUCKING BABY'S DIAPERS IN A SHOPPING CART AND DRIVE AWAY! -
A matter transfer device.
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Most of the ones voiced by Jim Cummings.
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Who cares? The movies I like and the movies the people in charge of the Oscars like are vastly different.
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As Lexy said: depends on the 'shifter.
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I let out a huge fart.
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Apparently everyone I know. I strongly dislike the "Ask questions" thing, as it's apparently too simple for me.
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Of course I would.
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I live in Arizona (therefore it's an unnamed desert) and I have a high tolerance for heat, and really good air conditioning when it passes 100F.
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I'd kill Hitler just after the start of WWII. I'd drop a perfect replica of the Ark of the Covenant from Raiders of the Lost Ark on his head.
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It's on hiatus. (Side note: I'm amazed I spelled that correctly on my first try) I am currently working on saving money. Even that's incredibly difficult at the moment.
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Pocket the dice for luck, and ask the roach if his name is Sal. If yes, then all is good, if no, then I grab the whip and the string, and whip my bookshelf, and pull it over onto the roach. If he survives that, by now, I'll have escaped my bed, and have grabbed my walking stick. Then the roach is in for an ass-whoopin'.
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"Oh, shut up. Nice apron. Are you some kind of chef?"
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I'd order a lemonade. I don't usually go for fries or chips.
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Yes, but only if it's done well. Also, you've gotta catch me on a day when I have no facial hair.
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One of the ones in Europe. Probably Switzerland, as that's where the rest of my family would pick. I'd certainly not stay there all the time, it'd just be the place I "go home" to.
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Shade Devlin’s Bio
Middle of the desert, AZ
I am insane. I do stuff. I'm lousy at describing myself.

