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Gee, thanks for asking, Totally Anonymous Stranger. Probably my routine of waking up after 10, drinking plenty of coffee, and living so close to the edge mothafuckaz need jet packs to get at me.
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I'll do you one better. In five years, a road comic, going city to city, playing any stage that will pay me, living out of a suitcase. I would absolutely love that life.
In ten years, still a road comic, but playing bigger gigs, and having a bit more time to relax at home. Getting paid to write somewhere for someone, and doing fun improv shows.
But certainly not doing that forever. In twenty years, having a steady gig writing/performing somewhere. Still doing the occasional big gig, maybe even on a small or silver screen in some living room or theater somewhere (at that point, they'll probably be the same thing).
Unless my entire career focus shifts again and I end up wanting to be a... hell, a diplomat? Or something. I'm seriously on my ninth or tenth career aspiration right now. In the past, I've wanted to be a garbage man, an astronaut, a pro snowboarder, a pro-snowboarding journalist, a music journalist, and many more. Comedy is the one I'm on now, but this has been going the longest, and I seem to excel at (and enjoy) this the most. So I'd put my bets on comedy.
Thirty years: Producing "Adventures in Babylon With the Rhino King 32: It's Just Porn Now". -
I've found that housewives in Atlanta are, without a doubt, the most attention-deprived, so wooing them into bed is a virtually effortless and meaningless task. New York housewives, on the other hand, tend to be hardboiled, steely medusas with thousands of shrieking mouths, and are quite above my skill level. I've been working on New Jersey housewives since, shit I don't know, 2nd grade? Whenever Mrs. Pensacola was my Den Mother. So that's old news. So I guess I'd go for housewives in Orange County, real or otherwise.
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How many times a day am I NOT thinking about someone else's farts? And that answer is 7.
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According to Dictionary.com, a Harvard comma is the same as a serial comma, which is:
"series comma – noun
a comma used after the next-to-last item in a series of three or more items when the next-to-last and last items are separated by a conjunction. In the series A, B, C, or D, the comma after C is the series comma."
And honestly, the fact that someone took the time to name that makes me really angry. -
...black, thick, and late.
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Hellz yeah. In an inanimate object kind of way. We should hang out.
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Ten years:
Accepting an Academy Award for the third installment of my universally-praised comedy-epic film franchise that I have written, directed, produced, and starred in, "Adventures in Babylon With the Rhino King III".
Twenty years:
Desperately trying to get anyone, literally anyone, to watch Rhino King XI. Trying to get my kids to forgive me for using them as infant props in Rhino Kings V-VIII. Selling off my fleet of cars to make up for the devastatingly low profits of Rhino King X.
Can't wait! -
Wholly revolted, but I'll try anything once.
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Oh, who the hell knows. I think (keyword THINK, not know) there's probably something that goes on with your thoughts after you perish from this mortal coil. Is it "heaven"? Do you continue with the same, more, or less thinking capacity as you do now? Is there a soul?
I do not have the answers to these questions, and neither does any human being, book, or ancient tale that has ever existed, so stop worrying about and concern yourself with life before death. -
Excellent question. While my record may be strategically lacking in certain areas, I can say, without any doubt, that I have never tried to make your children have sex with each other while on my drugs. Can Chris Walsh say the same thing? You might say yes, he can. But can you? Were YOU with him last Saturday between the hours of 2pm and 6pm? I sure wasn't.
Were your kids with him last Saturday between the hours of 2pm and 6pm? I have no idea. -
Well, first off I'd like to take a moment to thank you, the audience here, and the good people of formspring for hosting this discussion.God bless you all. And before I go any further, I'd like it to be known that the opposing formspring, while certainly answering different questions than mine, is still a perfectly legitimate formspring and has a great record of answers for good, honest, folks.
However, I do know that my friend, Answerer Walsh, is a noted satanic polygamist. He'll probably contest that statement, but it doesn't really matter, because I've already said it and put it into your mind. Now, I may not have much in the way of "proof" or "evidence", but I do know that Answerer Walsh doesn't believe in any supernatural presence of any kind. And as any good, honest, hard-working Main Street American knows, this means he worships Satan.
Answerer Walsh also does drugs, and wants your children to have sex with each other while high on his drugs. So, is my formspring better than Chris's? I think that's up for the American public to decide, which is what makes this country such a better one than every other one ever. And the choice is quite simple: me, or a philandering (he does that, too), satanic, drug-pushing polygamist. -
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I honestly can't remember. Probably because it happens every 7th step.
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As I said, I try to not use bags, if I can help it. I can carry one box of cereal, or a pint of ice cream, or 11 boxes of ammo, with my own two hands, or put it in my backpack. If not, I use plastic, because A- that's what most places offer, B- I find new ways to reuse them- lunch bags, small trash bags, feet-stay-dry devices. Is there a word for that? Anyway, there's also places where you can safely deposit plastic bags to be properly recycled.
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Plastic. I always try to bagless if I can manage it, but if I need it I try to go plastic, then recycle that. Is that better? Should I do paper? I don't really know.
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A fallacy.
Genetic.
Chemicals.
An illusion.
Baby, don't hurt me.
A battlefield.
Gentle.
Nuturing.
Kind.
Truth.
Boners and vagoos. -
My picture is of a monster made of cargo crates, and a Master Chief deciding whether he should attack it.
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I'll certainly be around. Certainly, I'll be doing my thang. I'll do my thang with you and your father, for certain.
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Sean’s Bio
Oracle of Brophi, with the answers to a thousand unasked questions.
