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      Gulliver's Travels. I took my niece and cousin to it to keep them out of my mum's hair while she gardened (and was supposed to be watching them). I slept during the movie.

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      Angel, I'm going to punch you square in the face if this is you taking the mickey.

      Shayna, if this is you......you can forget about me coming with you to the Fed store.

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      Shayna? If this is you, I want you to know it's creeping me out...and I'd like you to unfollow me on tumblr and then forget my number.

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      You're kind.

      I just got home, I left the UK on Thursday 2nd September and now I'm in NZ Sunday 4th September...time differences fcuk with me! So I've been travelling through time for almost 30 hours and I can assure you, I'm much less gorg and more gore(blog worthy).

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      Sometimes my humour isn't understood...at times like that I KNOW baby Jesus cries.

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      It is sad...but I must confess, I was lying...I probably said it because when I typed it, it looked like a well formed sentence (mine are almost never well formed) and I was proud of it...the statement itself was secondary to that - if at all.

      I dislike my right ear (because earphones wont stay in that one) and I really like my left ear (because earphones DO stay in that one).

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