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What does that mean?
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First paycheck ever on a USB TV Tuner that I broke shortly afterwards. It still kinda works.
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Perfect.
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Scream past full volume, run in circles, flap arms, and kick everyone they see repeatedly everytime they passed by while trying to fit in jumping jacks between strides and also spinning 6 hula hoops and using my laptop while I'm trying to use it. That would be REALLY annoying.
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You name it we talk about it.
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"Sitting through this movie was worse than the first time I went to Barfology class"
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I would take my ghost body and go inside their body and make them explode from inside, but slowly over the course of 3 months.
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I remember my dreams all the time but to think about writing one of my strangest dreams ever right now seems overwhelming.
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Probably Verizon. I didn't listen to the voicemail. I think not important, they think VERY important.
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Everywhere is interesting!
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I don't own any of them. My favorite are S and 8. S because it's the first letter of my name, also half of 8 (in a cool way), curvy, and fun to write. 8 because it's also curvy and fun to write, but also the symbol of infinity. Plus you can use those letters to make cool internet words like Sk8 or Str8
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Appreciate the good times. Ying yang.
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Always room for improvement!
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Done.
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Trick people into thinking I'm Jesus by walking on water. Heck, I'd probably even think I really WAS Jesus myself after a while. That's NOT NORMAL!
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Eva Longoria
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Depends on whether or not he was lying!
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Let me go ask my psychic, brb.. she says a man named Jebediah
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