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Well, I'm drunk, you can't hold me accountable for my actions.
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How come you ask so many?
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Well, tell her to just meet me there.
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Jamie Kennedy stand up.
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Butter, if I'm going to chock myself full of fat, it might as well be the good stuff.
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Stalin, he wins in the moustache competition.
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Yes, when I was in the hospital haha
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Uh, beyond belief. Funniest person I've met yet.
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Why is this the second time you've asked me this?
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Funny, because I seem to be drunk more than usual lately. I had a beer with dinner and then two more later, and probably a third later, I am drunk.
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asked by lloorren
My most vivid dreams are the ones after I eat pizza shortly before I hit the hay. I always have apocalyptic dreams. They are so vivid and real that I wake up so scared!
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I get told all the time that I look like her. I don't know if I bear any actual resemblance but apparently her characters and I are similar.
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Hmmmm, I wonder. Well, let's just be friends for now, eh?
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what the fuck? I've NEVER heard anyone pronounce it that way.
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Phallic-shaped pastries that burst in your mouth when you bite into them.
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You're not even sure if you come home on Friday, haha! Let's hang on Friday, Saturday AND Sunday! Just call me!
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Loading...Samantha’s Bio
What is there to say that you can't already see? I am female, I live in Michigan, I go to school for engineering, but it is my life-long dream to open a bakery in some trendy downtown area.
