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I'm very into the fact Captain Jack Harkness can be applied to every answer to a formspring question.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Harkness
He's a time-traveling con man from the 51st century, so he's technically part of an undiscovered, futuristic, sub-human species that happens to be incredibley hunky.
And depending on what mood I'm in, a giant dill pickle would suffice. -
http://tinyurl.com/3bsugw
You are green Jell-O right now realizing who my best friend is. -
If "anully" is meant to mean "anually and anally," then fer sher.
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Which Mona Lisa are you referring to?
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Since four weeks ago? Bishop's, Annie's, Katie's, Tyler's, Ezra's, Damien's, Nate's, Lizzy's, MovieStop, WalMart, Target, Subway, PF Chang's, school, Fred Howard beach, CVS, home, Congo River Golf, Ybor City, the Florida Aquarium, Bealls, Kohl's, GameStop, Best Buy, Starbuck's, Rita's, Dairy Queen, Main Street Market.
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I do the scissor dance with, like, four different MJs. So. You know. Probably. Vaginas.
You know, just because we look at Natalie Portman with the same cum-filled eyes doesn't mean we do so with each other! -
I have a carrot in my anus and a squash in my ear,
Sometimes I cry to my mother and all I ever hear is,
Vegetable man!
Vegetable man!
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asked by heyitskelly13
I will do anything for 9 billion dollars except kill someone or fuck a child.
That being said, no. -
What is it that I should know? That ever 0.0004% of people get attacked by sharks during their lifetime? Or that there is a flaw in the game of Survivor? Or that you have a tiny penis?
Honestly, motherfucker, I will only click that link if you promise me it's a gateway to a world of Natalie Portman nudes or all the answers to my next math test. -
Of who? Your mother?
Oh my God. I swear I used to be amusing. -
This legitimately looks like something I would say to myself if I could.
Well, I like sex. If you and your friend also like sex (at thr same time), give me a ring. A figurative ring, obviously. I wouldn't charge any actual ring for sex. That would be fucked up. -
I have been trying not to answer this. So badly, I have been putting this off. Can I just say f/m/k you, darling? I will fuck, marry/fuck again, and then kill you. I would rather do that than subject myself to three genderless douchebags who think they're all that and a bag of organic kettle chips. Make this easier for me, baby, please. ALL I WANT IS YOUUUU
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My favorite thing about this question is that it could literally be from anyone and "racist redneck bith" is my label. That's what I got!! I could have been "bible humping ass turd" (sorry, Mackenzie) or "motherlicking moose-knuckled dyke," but all I got stuck with was "racist." And because I am racist, it's not even offensive! Sweet!
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That's what makes me so mysterious and intruiging, like the creation of the universe. That's right -- I just compared myself to God.
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asked by popozao
This is more absurd than a tan on Carrot Top.
I can't ever, even in the infinite abyss of perfection that is my mind, imagine letting myself be seduced by Doug. It just isn't natural. I wouldn't be able to expand for him, even if his penis is the apricot crayon.
I'd marry Katie because she's the blood in my ever-expanding syst of love. And she cooks Ramen on the stove super fast!!
I'd only fuck Jasmine so I could walk around wearing a shirt that said, "I did the Grinch." -
They would produce milk to feed every starving white child in the world!
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I can't think of a more inexperienced, third-Jewish group of pot-headed, moronic losers to categorize.
That being said, I would marry Lane because he's got shit going for him and I think our kids would be the best-looking. I would kill Shannen because he's participating too strongly in the drug trade and I don't want to be THAT associated with Democrats (I spared a kike reference there). I guess that leaves Petar for fuc--covering in tar and kicking of the edge of an active volcano. -
Okay, you go be sad over there, you pussy. I'm going to stay here and try to separate my toes with a steak knife.
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I would kill Tyler Perry if I knew Shaq's humungous and dark penis wouldn't totally pierce all of my organs or go in my backdoor. Because of this uncertainty, Shaq = dead. Tyler Perry, I would have to screw and then kill and then cut my own vagina off because the shame would be too grate for my to trudge around day after day. I would marry Pete Wentz because he's my only white option, but immediately kill myself afterwards with the same pills he wasn't able to kill himself with; and a poetic and ironic death it would be.
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Who is You? It'd be nice if you didn't come on MY formpsring and tell me how nice You looks. I'm sure You looks fucking gorgeous but I don't give a wooden nickel because I'm not You and I don't care to be compared to You.
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Sarah J. Bean’s Bio
My name is Sarah and I have all the appropriate body parts, plus a few extra.
