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    1. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 15 Feb

      What do you like best about your hometown?

      i guess you could say it contains my HOMIES

    2. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 9 Feb

      Did you do it?

      yes i fucked your mother

    3. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 2 Feb

      If you could be any animal for 24 hours, which would you be?

      42

    4. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 30 Jan

      Can I take your drink order?

      NO YOU CERTAINLY CANNOT FORMSPRING, MY DRINK ORDER HAS BEEN CLOSE TO ME MY WHOLE LIFE AND YOU'RE JUST HERE TO TAKE IT. NO WAY I WILL NOT GIVE IT UP FOR ANY MONEYZ OKAY. JUST GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD. JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY INTO THE KITCHEN AND WHILE YOU'RE THEIR, do you mind getting me a Coke please thanks <3

    5. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 26 Jan

      How did you learn to ride a bicycle?

      WITH MY BARE HANDS !

    6. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 26 Jan

      Hold the mayo?

      dafuq

    7. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to HughRoberts 21 Jan

      ask me stuff <3 [2]

      nope

    8. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to ninaloch 21 Jan

      Immmm a lesbian love all you ladies out there [4]

      i know i know dont make me blush

    9. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 21 Jan

      What does your name mean?

      get fucked- its true !

    10. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 17 Jan

      What's in your wallet?

      a condom sorry what you must have misheard me i meant a magnum

    11. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 14 Jan

      Today is a good day for me to finally _____.

      do cunty things

    12. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 11 Jan

      If you had one extra hour of free time a day, how would you use it?

      HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE ;) ;) ;) IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

      praying

    13. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 11 Jan

      What's your earliest childhood memory?

      taking my pants off in kindy

    14. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 7 Jan

      If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?

      the triangle

    15. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 4 Jan

      What will you name the yacht you'll inevitably get one day?

      yacht

    16. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 2 Jan

      What's your favorite cartoon character?

      jesus HEHEHEHUYEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEH

    17. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to RyannJay 2 Jan

      ask me anything bruv ! [9]

      laterr bruv <3

    18. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 1 Jan

      What're you going to do differently this year?

      eat my self

    19. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos responded to Formspring 1 Jan

      What are you looking forward to the most about 2013?

      nothing formspring sorry im already looking forward to 2015 the "postponed" end of the world -.-

    20. Sam Coolamos
      samcoolamos 1 Jan

      wats ur tumblr, somone said u had it

      um first of all
      what's* someone* you*

      and my tumbleh is http://laughs-n-shit.tumblr.com

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