To be able to wipe her own ass.

When I really think about it, I can't really think of any that do. A shame, really.

Very petty things can end up rustling my jimmies. Like, when I'm driving and waiting for a pedestrian to cross the street, and they walk really slowly in front of me. I always do that sort of half jog and a give a thank you wave if a car is waiting for me to finish crossing the street.

Man, I'm a petty person.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OJkbiS8Z1G

Not interested.

The real question here is who wouldn't I go gay for?

Let's see, off the top of my head:
Keith Goodman
Hei
Gintoki
Luck Gandor
Kaiji
Alucard with dat beard of his
Hughes from Heroman
Leeron

Man, things would probably be easier if I were gay.

I haven't suceeded until I've caused you to be alienated from your peers.

Shhhh. No tears.

I don't remember window girl. I do remember Sim Girl and some flash game where you'd whip some slutty looking chick.

Good times.

K, anon.

K.

NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

Honestly, I've always wanted to be able to be part of some writing team for a comedy series, like Community or Arrested Development. Being able to get paid to make people laugh would be pretty neat. But I don't have the talent nor drive to achieve something like that.

Oh well.

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, GOOGLE