A person I used to go to school with worked in a shop and one day an old man walked in and bought some flowers. When she asked him who they were for, he said that they were for his wife's grave. He said "she gave me the best 26 years of my life".

Does it make any difference? IT'S CHOCOLATE.

Get on the strandberg waiting list, buy a blackmachine, buy shit ton of property, build a massive studio

LOL. I think the worst one I've heard somebody say is "if I could rearrange the planets, I'd put me next to Uranus"

Jesus fuck. WHY CAN'T PEOPLE NAME THEIR KIDS SOMETHING NORMAL FOR A CHANGE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CALLING YOUR KID TOM, OR ALEX, OR JANET OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fight Fire with Fire

I would troll on it endlessly

lol you're so stupid it's funny. I am literally rofling right now.

Ok, that's on a whole new level of fucked up...

Slipknot if I feel like I want to break something, Stone Sour if I feel more relaxed.

Dude. Why can't people just give their kids "normal" names? Y'know, ones that wouldn't get them bullied?

Barnacles have a penis that's 7 times the length of their own body. That's pretty weird 0_0.

http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/5441/dolan-hey-i-just-fakked-u.jpg

Yes. But I really need to tell this one. It's been bugging me for the last 10 years. I let the dogs out.

I'm an Englishman, it's practically the law! :L

The Omega Experiment is pretty good, buy the album if you haven't already, it's fantastic!

I can't vote in the 2012 presidential elections because I don't have american citizenship. But if I could vote, I would probably do some tactical voting and vote for Obama. He may not be the best man for the job, but he's better than Romney!

Nah, shyness is cute :-).

Dude, why don't you just grow some balls and go and ask her? I've been having these troll anons about this subject for so long that it's kinda not funny any more.