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This is probably the most awesome spam message I've ever received.
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Maybe it's the sack they're in that's making them all salty. Take them out of your mouth if it bothers you so much is my advice, I guess.
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I only salute the Old Spice Guy as he is the only man on the planet who outranks me in man-ness. Although I hadn't accounted for Charlie Sheen having tiger blood. I may also have to salute him someday.
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What's a bunghole?
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I just say it in English. The ladies always know what I mean.
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Halloween was last week! I just accidentally stumbled upon a City Pages review of a Dizzy show, and they called us all "resolutely unhip." So I'm probably a lost cause anyway. Even the right pair of jeans cannot save me.
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Fishing, fishing... hahaha. I'm actually going to go with Susan, because I'm a big fan of swearing and I think she did the most of that.
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I.... worked really hard at it?
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I guess that's all anyone uses this page for now, eh?
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What's up with what Creston? I have two. They're awesome guitars.
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That sounds... sexual. I'm not sure I can answer this properly...
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It's like, how much more blue could this be? and the answer is none. None more blue.
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Loading...Adam Schmitt, Person
Minneapolis for now, everywhere else come November.
Adam Schmitt, Person’s Bio
I like stuff and do things. I think you're sexy.
