yes.

Ok, short version:
because I like her a lot.

long version: (and this is a little mushy, so just a heads up)
because she likes Pixar. Because she hasn't gone to a wedding or watched most movies, and she wants to go out into the world and take back the experiences that she and I have both been deprived of. Because she isn't afraid of a little adventure, but she knows the difference between fun and stupid. Because she's smart on a multitude of levels. Because she loves music and uses it to express herself. Because she knows how to turn an awkward situation into a wonderful and lasting memory. Because she's proud of the fact that she makes mistakes.

But most importantly:
Because if I decide to start dancing for no good reason in the middle of a crowded room, attracting glares from every single person around me,

she'll dance with me :)

Thank you :) I really am blessed to have such awesome people (like you) in my life. So thank you :)

together again

The secret of life, what actually happened to the unicorns, the exact location of Narnia, whether the chicken or the egg came first, where babies come from, where both Waldo and Carmen Sandiego are, Victoria's secret, and what the term "busy" actually means.

You know, standard Madrigal knowledge and wisdom.

Kim Caltagirone
with Dor Gvirtsman at a close second
and Jason Mraz coming in at third with is silky chocolatey goodness.

I have friends with weird last names.
Because you know
Jason and I are buds. Right Jason? "Right Brian." Aw Jason, you're so sweet.

Aw shucks. Thank you :3 I'm certainly the luckiest person in the entire world to have such an amazing girlfriend.

cookie dough.
not even a question.

a mirror

so I could show everyone how beautiful they are :3

It's going exactly how you would expect a musical about pee and capitalism to go.

It's going.

aha.
ahaha.

Everyone.

There is not a soul on this planet that gets through life pain-free, and the fact that we are all still alive and willing to live is an inspiring thing that gets me through a lot of crap. So thank you to the people, even the annoying ones, who never gave up :)

Straight as a pin.
Except when I'm with a Mr. Dor Gvirtsman.
Oh the things I'd do for that man.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Urinetown+characters

no.

Only Level 70 Mage Wizard Madrigals can know that.

It's an exclusive group.
Basically, it's like impossible to get in. Because Madrigals is actually a cult where everyone is sworn to blood secrecy when it comes to the otherwise acceptable practice of starting rumors instead of asking him yourself, in person :P

I look like my grandfather.

Thou shalt not be a douchebag.

Kim Caltagirone

The beautiful Kim Caltagirone
or as she likes to spell it: Kim Caltigjigarioneyi