In what regard? I mean, the answer is yes in almost every setting.

she's amazing. she's sassy and bright and gorgeous. she knows how i take my martinis and can order food for me in restaurants. we've literally never so much as had an argument in all the years that we've been friends. she's my rock.

it's definitely the most difficult thing i've ever done. it's both the most rewarding and the most thankless job you can imagine. but at the same time, i wouldn't give it up for anything in the world. i'd rather do it on my own than with someone whose heart isn't in it.

it depends on what i'm doing and how many clients i have in a sitting. i love doing little girls' parties and those i tend to book as package deals starting at $50 for four girls (including gift bags for attendees). bridal run-through sessions (usually for portraits more than for the day in question) can run anywhere from $50 to $200+ depending on whether or not i have to do bridesmaids as well. teaching sessions are $20/hour, not including products (i always give lists of product recommendations for both low- and high-end products). there are lots of times that i don't charge at all because it's something that i'm doing for friends or for portfolio work.

i think i have fourteen currently. there are plans for more. before i die, i'm going to have full sleeves. and Gary at Permanent Impressions will be doing my garter and my ribs/underboob.

i've been wearing glasses since either the first or second grade. i honestly can't remember offhand. it's been a good few years. my vision is really terrible.

oh geez, there are so many!

No I don't.

my nine-year-old. outside of that, it's not that i'm inspired by any one specific person all the time. it could be the way someone wiggles their nose or the way they're styled. it could be the color of the sky in a painting or freckles on someone's nose.

and Bjork.

not very. i'm an old lady. for the most part, i'm in bed by midnight, but i don't usually sleep until about two or after.

The tango. I find it fascinating.

John Taylor from Duran Duran

Pool. I need the safety of chemicals.

Lactose intolerant.

my dinner. maybe some sleep. probably netflix and looking for love in all the wrong places.

i don't actually have an opinion on frogs. they're noisy sometimes. they don't sing and dance. they don't date pigs. and it's not easy being green, apparently.

I highly doubt it. I toy with the idea of one day being a wife and having a baby, but I pretty much have the worst taste in men. And now the commercial with the toddler and his dad and the frog comes on. That's the kind of thing that makes me want to do it all again.

But she's so cute! I want one!

I can't tell you that!

You've never really been a jackass in my general direction...