No I don't.

my nine-year-old. outside of that, it's not that i'm inspired by any one specific person all the time. it could be the way someone wiggles their nose or the way they're styled. it could be the color of the sky in a painting or freckles on someone's nose.

and Bjork.

not very. i'm an old lady. for the most part, i'm in bed by midnight, but i don't usually sleep until about two or after.

The tango. I find it fascinating.

John Taylor from Duran Duran

Pool. I need the safety of chemicals.

Lactose intolerant.

my dinner. maybe some sleep. probably netflix and looking for love in all the wrong places.

i don't actually have an opinion on frogs. they're noisy sometimes. they don't sing and dance. they don't date pigs. and it's not easy being green, apparently.

I highly doubt it. I toy with the idea of one day being a wife and having a baby, but I pretty much have the worst taste in men. And now the commercial with the toddler and his dad and the frog comes on. That's the kind of thing that makes me want to do it all again.

But she's so cute! I want one!

I can't tell you that!

You've never really been a jackass in my general direction...

Nope. Taking offers though...

You'd better be happy you're cute. Otherwise I wouldn't take all this lip.

Huh?

We've talked about this before. Uh-uh.

Says you!

Star Wars Clone Wars. i watched for all of eight seconds. Alex loves it. it makes me want to put him into the toaster.

you're completely bonkers. but i love you anyway. we need to hang out soon...but i still don't want your york burrito, thankyouverymuch.