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      TALL, lanky, broad shoulders, soft skin, blue or green or some pretty color eyes, fair skin, longish hair. Nice smile. NICE TEETH (no throwing up the wutang teeth)

      I can't think what else. Preferably a Jew.

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      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
      Andrew and I used to be cool. He was a kind soul, the kindest of the kind, the nicest of the nicest, the best of the band. But somewhere along the road, he got tude with me, a tude that I just don't greatly appreciate. Now, I don't know if it's because he's a glistening god or something or if he just got cocky, but I have been nothing but nice to him. If anything, the only one who've I've treated rudely has been Mr. Meatball and he is still the nicest to me (although our most recent interaction was far from pleasant.)
      Still, I wonder sometimes what I did to upset Mr. Schmidty. Yes I'm loud and crude, but what does that have anything to do with him? He may not appreciate our wit or humor but he should appreciate our money. Money is what makes the world go round, you know.
      Either way I honestly just wish the world was made of rainbows and we all got along like we did in middle school. But the world is high school... and some people are just gossipy/rude whores.

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      sloths are rude insignificant creatures. Some are nice, but don't let that fool you, the king sloth, Slotheon is not a nice gentle soul. He is an evil evil man who is rude and preys on underage buttchins. He also saw me once selling a ticket outside of his natural habitat and thought I was selling drugs.
      Not this time, rude.

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      I can't even remember the movies I saw in 2009. I loved Up, so that'd be in the running as well as The Proposal, Whip it...

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      Ah, this is hard! Hm... Dawson's Creek if I could get Pacey Witter (although he and Joey are m4eo). Otherwise, Freaks and Geeks. I would have fit in there.

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