lolwut. <3

Friends sing together (la la la la)
Friends do things together (la la la la)
Friends laugh together (ha ha ha ha)
Friends make graphs together (la la la la)

Friends help you when you're in danger.
Friends are people who are not strangers.
Friends help you shift to a new place,
Tell you if you've got food on your face.

Friends are the ones on whom you can depend.
(He's my friend, he's not my friend)
Friends are the ones who are there in the end.
(He's my friend, they're not my friends)

If you trip over, I'll catch your fall.
If you kick my dick, I won't break your balls.
If you get drunk and vomit on me,
I'll make sure you get home safely.

If you cross the road and a truck struck you,
I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you.
I'll cheer you up if you're depressed.
If you get murdered, I'll avenge your death.

Friends walk together (la la la la)
Pop and lock together (insert robot noises)
Me and him together (la la la la)
Me and Jim forever.

Friends go jogging at the track.
Friends borrow money, never pay it back.
Friends do not let friends do crack.
Friends go out and grab a snack.

Friends drink beer in the sun,
Unlike girlfriends, they don't mind if you have more than one.
Friends tell you when your fly's undone.
(Murray, your fly's undone...)

My Uncle John had a special friend,
They dressed alike. His name was Ben.
I've never seen two friends like them.
They were very, very friendly men.

Friends.
Ping.

It's still 2011. I got time.

I think birth kinda tops every other moment in my life...

Seven Car Pileup.

Toys are for losers. Blankies are for thugs.

Sara Sanford.
Alexis Banbury.
Franklin B. Mitchell.

I hope that Franklin kicks you in the teeth so hard that you couldn't say the word "pathetic" even IF all your teeth managed to be collected and sewn back into your pathetic attempt at a face.

Well, considering that she was at the bus stop, it would make sense that she takes the bus...

Lets goooo nakedd timeeeee.

Whether or not Franklin's going to bail me out of jail when the time comes.

Yo mama.

Liam's my pimp. Alec's got those hawt see-through pants. Sam has fantastic taste in music. Franklin is my husband/secret brother. I think that puts them all in the 1,289,436,874,598,509,230,497,398,465,983,470.8 range, if I'm not mistaken.

Also, why do you care?

Do you mean "Who is someone that you care for more than you care for yourself?" or, "Who is someone that you care for as much as you care for yourself?" or perhaps, "Who is someone you care for less than you care for yourself?"

Clairfy and we'll talk, okidoki?

Sara. Then FranklinLiamHenry.

Eh. You know. It's freaking 105 degrees in Houston so thats been a serious issue.

The Lovers Are Losing - Keane
Blister In The Sun - Violent Femmes
California Girls - The Beach Boys
Dance With Me - Old 97's
Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
Won't Go Home Without You - Maroon 5
Already Free - Stuart Davis
Folding Chair - Regina Spektor
Valerie - Mark Ronson feat. Amy Winehouse
Oye Como Va -Santana
Superstition (Live) - Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble
Shakedown Street - Grateful Dead
Your Song - Elton John
Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
Robots - Flight of The Conchords
Shark in the Water - V.V. Brown
Graceland - Paul Simon
Hello, I Love You - The Doors
Crabs - Narwhals
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix A Lot
Beds Are Burning - Midnight Oil
New Shoes - Paolo Nutini
I Am Not A Whore - LMFAO
Closer To Fine - Indigo Girls
From The Clouds - Jack Johnson
1 2 3 4 - Feist
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - The Beatles
Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Garbage Truck - Sex Bob-Omb
Baranoia in B-Flat Major - The Avett Brothers
S.R. (The Many Versions Of) - Reel Big Fish
Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
What I Wouldn't Do - A Fine Frenzy
I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash
Just What I Needed - The Cars
[When am I supposed to stop? #wowyouwriteterribleinstructions]

Cool story bro.

Yes. To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick.

"Swallow the cinnamon. Imma scribble this sin and shit." <3 Yonkers