Ask me anything, make it good
Recent Responses
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WHO ARE YOU ?! relaxx haha i dont know who you are, this is awkward
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ahhh 6 hours :p
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i kindly refuse the sausage for i am a vegetarian, but ever so graciously accept he dance for i enjoy nothing more then a good clog dance :)
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hahah im going there this weekend!
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funny that you say this because i was actually in this situation a few days ago. this tale that your tell is true, i did find the sword of a thousand truths and i am a hero. the folkchildren loved my tales of how i slayed the horrid stronach dragon, and the busty wench was joining the tale telling simplly for the sheer joy of a great story.
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I instruct my mother to grab a shot glass for our jack, considering we are way to classy to "brush our teeth" with said jack. after a couple of decent double shots with the mother figure, we stumble out tho door it get on with our daily adventures. Taking notice of my surroundings I pin-point the temperature at 13 degrees. After a few more sturdy shots I am warmed from the inside. Now, we are set loose on the unsuspecting town of aurora all because sunday is funday.
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set the unicorn free on the beach to allow all of the beach goers to enjoy its radiant beauty, give the bottle of lube to a near by couple who seem to be having difficulty, and play the trumpet triumphantly knowing that i made everyones day on the beach that much better
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thank you :) and maybe, but i dont know who you are
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heheh umm, I like them - they are good to have around :)

