Happy belated b'day. Hope it was a nice one.

Sadly, yes I do. lol

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES they are.

Scotch.

This is the only good news this Monday's brought. PARTY ON :D

Yes and no. Yes because I remember when WWF tag teams were awesome and the belts meant something; No, because I think the whole roster, singles and tag teams, are all being treated a little shittily since they're being pushed aside to bring back guys like Lesnar and Rock. So I don't think it's Vince just treating the tag teams as an afterthought at the moment. If they worked just with what they've got, from within, existing on the roster, rather than bring in 1 guy (Lesnar) who's making more money for 1 year than the 2 top guys (Cena and Orton) COMBINED..yeah, I would be a little happier. Working from within and then making tag teams that make sense would be awesome.

Me fucking myself and describing it is a better read than 90% of your questions. Ready? Wait for it....Ooh. Just fucked myself. Mmm. Anyway, 10% of your questions, however, are gems. Maybe you should go fuck YOURself a bit more and it might do wonders for your percentage rates.

lol! Check your Twitter DMs.

I couldn't make out what it was. I squinted but it was like those old 3D pics at the mall. I couldn't see. So I think I'm better off, and so are you since it appears if I did know, you would be writhing in pain. :D

:D

I DO NOT YOU LYING SEIZURE INDUCING DICKLESS COCKGARGLING FUCKWAD, YOU. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? @TEAM_COLE IS BEING SODOMIZED BY AARON JOSEPH RICHARD. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT~

Legend Killer.

God..answering this is really going to date myself...but when Cowboy Bob sold out to be "Adorable Adrian Adonis's" bodyguard, pissing Roddy Piper off, then making Roddy incredulous. Of course the gay jokes abounded then, and you can't do that nowadays, but in its time, seeing Bob in a pink cowboy hat was fucking priceless.

NOT IF YOU JUMP IN WITH THEM AND FLUSH

@EvilShaneOMac , @CrankyVince , @NotTripleH and @DBagtista

I'm still sobbing in my scotch over the loss of @JohnLaurinaitis . I have only found solace in starting a torrid affair with @EvilShaneOMac .

I would love to stab him. Too bad I deleted his "What's your favorite drink?" question, because right now, the answer would be BLEACH AFTER READING ALL HIS FUCKED UP SHIT. Welcome back to you too. ~muah

*who* you are might be a good start. lol

Aaron Joseph Motherfucking Richard.

@WrestleSarcasm.