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      Possibly ...Sometimes, you have to talk to low people in low places to find the path to...solving whatever.

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      HOW DID YOU KN.....I mean...............

      Do you accept hush money? HA. THAT'S JUST A JOKE PEOPLE. There's no such thing as...mutant... penguins.

      Haha. nervous chuckle. Oh boy, I'm uncomfortable.

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      Mary, Jo, Lisa...always the same. BUT THAT'S NOT MY NAME. That's not my name. That's not my name!

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      BWAHAHAHA.

      ...OOOH, LOOK! A SHINY, SPARKLY DIVERSION! Pay no attention to the rainbow-brite detective behind the curtain!

      ...BUNNIES!

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      Because I can practically ship anything, as long as it entertains me!

      Logan and Veronica are the prettiest ship of all the ships. I really just think that they're make a good match. They're not TOO similar in personality, but they just ~get it, you know? And they challenge each other. Sometimes they make it more difficult than they need to. But when they're on it, they make a great team.

      Plus there's the sentimental value of following the relationship, HOPING it would happen from the beginning, and then ranting and anti-ranting about them with awesome people for waaaay too many hours.

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      Oh, everybody has that problem. It's okay. Just pray to @detective4realzzz that you retain whatever necessary info there is for you to pass.

      We'll fight crimes against fashion together, one print at a time.

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      Because you don't want to go to bed...mad at me. And I don't want to go to bed, mad at you.

      WHY WE MAD, THOUGH?!

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      You are one of MY favorite people ever! ♥ And yes, I do like applesauce. I'm controversial in the applesauce vs. apple juice debate. I love both.

      ...But I'm not that much of an apple eater.

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      Clearly, your awesomeness is directly correlated with how much you talk to me.

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      Not as often as he is on yours, Matt. It's okay, I can't blame you.

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      This is a trick question, Kris. I'm saying Polly Pocket. HA! Take that.

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      Young Jeezy. I feel a kinship with him.

      Ace should collaborate with Skee-Lo. I'd dig it.

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      Argh. I'll have to say Phyllis. What have I become? I'm a fraud!

      Michael did try to make Ryan sit on his lap...which brought the lulz for me. This is awkward.

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      Tomorrow, hopefully. We're looking into the right setting. Is outside your window with a giant boombox a bit much? Or is it not enough?

J.j.’s Bio

If your favorite Office character is Phyllis, you should just get the hell out.

(background by chamberten @ lj)

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