Fuck yes! I'm going to go all out. They'll have guns, racing wheels, instruments; whatever gaming peripherals they want. I'm going to make sure their room has a lot of natural sunlight and keep them on a daily vitamin regiment so they won't be all vampire-like and malnourished. I'll make sure they play active games too, so they won't be out of shape. They'll be out of my hair and not fucking about doing dumb shit elsewhere.

Clearly I'd be an exemplary parent.