Fuck yes! I'm going to go all out. They'll have guns, racing wheels, instruments; whatever gaming peripherals they want. I'm going to make sure their room has a lot of natural sunlight and keep them on a daily vitamin regiment so they won't be all vampire-like and malnourished. I'll make sure they play active games too, so they won't be out of shape. They'll be out of my hair and not fucking about doing dumb shit elsewhere.

Clearly I'd be an exemplary parent.

Obviously the birth of She-who-must-not-be-named.

I believe that if you're superstitious, you attribute bad things that would've happen anyway to your superstition.

All the time, unfortunately.

Who says bed time isn't a party?!

Entirely too much.

I owe Sean already, anyway.

Apathy.

That's a sexist way of thinking. I think a persons capacity to do things well is determined by a shitload of factors, excluding gender. The only thing I believe men can do better than women is pee standing up, and I'm sure we could get it with the right practice. Some women play the role, because why do something when you know a man will try to exert his male dominance and do it for you just to prove he can? Hell, I can pick up a heavy box and tire myself out or I can loudly exclaim "I wish I had a big strong man here to move this for me!" (This happened, and the results were optimal!)

I'm a girl and I picked up driving really fast, even though nobody in my immediate family drives. I also tend to be the person who hooks up people's computers, game consoles, cable boxes, etc. I taught myself how to use HTML and build websites. I can't fix cars but I properly diagnosed my first car's symptoms one more than once occasion, even when the so-called professionals couldn't figure it out. I'm not much for athletics now, but I always played with the boys... and I beat them (when I understood the game, sports bore me.)

I don't think anyone can be 100% truthful when they're happy, because they don't want to hurt the person that makes them feel that way. With anger, you're blinded by it; you're more likely to be honest, even if the truth hurts.

Yes. You can ask (quote fingers) anything.

Leo... and yes.

I know... I guesse maybe you should be more worried about why you'd suddenly turn into a sunday paper.

=]

1. Pick you up. 2. Read the funnies. 3. Check the periodicals. 4. Cut the coupons out. 5. Recycle you =]

Killing bitches!

;)

TV... because most shows can be downloaded now. Whereas the TV can't access the internet (or hold all my media!)

I confused my goddamn self.

Fuck: Travie
Marry: Nat
Kill: Jacob Black

I'm operating under the pretenses you mean Jacob... the fictional character and not Taylor Lautner; In which case...

Fuck: Travie
Kill: Nat
Marry: Taylor Lautner

I'd hate to have to kill Nat though. SO I offer my life as a sacrifice instead.

You always ask me questions about the future. You're like a job interviewer... you should work in human resources or something. You're like one of those questionnaires that ask you the same question in different ways trying to catch you up in a lie; because obviously, if you say different answers to the same question... you're being dishonest.

If you'd asked me this 5 years ago, where I am now would definitely not have been my answer. So I'm going to deflect. Where I don't see myself in 5 years is with child(ren) or married.

<3

Well, since I've experienced the latter, I guess I'll attend Lil' Wayne for 24 hours. Of course I'll bring my Zune with noise-cancelling headphones... and a charger so I can be on tumblr and shxt form my phone.

I'm not well versed in music enough, so this will be a little too easy just cause there's such a small pool of people I'm familiar with.

Wentz on Bass, cause I like him as a person for some reason. Disashi on guitar... duuuuuuh! TRAVIS BARKER ON DRUMS! Ya Digg!

I'd also have Wes on vocals along with me... I'll sing he can flow =]