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    1. ralphabet
      ralphabet responded to Skitchy 20 Mar 11

      Favourite Batman Villain, go!

      The Joker. Duh!

    2. ralphabet
      ralphabet 18 Mar 11

      Blood Angels indeed. I have zero intention to play the game, so if they are a cheap/shit set-up I wouldn't know. I just think they look cool and that's the only reason I'm doing these figs. :)

      Followup: How did the painting go?

    3. ralphabet
      ralphabet 18 Mar 11

      When you paint your Space Marines, do you get the gun on first then paint or do you paint the gun and body separately then stick it together?

      Most Marines are much more finely articulated than the Paint Set ones, so I can generally assemble them fully before painting.

    4. ralphabet
      ralphabet 15 Sep 10

      were did you get it

      Where did I get what? I don't understand.

    5. ralphabet
      ralphabet 8 Sep 10

      A guy i waited on last night at work left me his number and I texted him when I got off and he hasn't responded. I'm pretty sure I should just forget about it, but he was cuuute.

      Well, just because there wasn't an immediate response doesn't mean he's not still interested. Call and see if he picks up.

    6. ralphabet
      ralphabet 8 Jan 10

      Is it bad that i fap to loli

      All signs point to "yes."

    7. ralphabet
      ralphabet 8 Jan 10

      it's 2010. are you going to kill yourself now?

      That's soooooo 2009.

    8. ralphabet
      ralphabet 8 Jan 10

      Are you smarter than me?

      Indubitably.

    9. ralphabet
      ralphabet 8 Jan 10

      A velociraptor spots you 40 metres away and attacks, accelerating at 4 m/s^2 up to its top speed of 25 m/s. When it spots you, you being to flee, quickly accelerating to your top speed of 6 m/s. How far can you get before you are caught and devoured?

      You gave me his vector info, but not mine. I can't accelerate instantly, it's not good for the internal organs.

    10. ralphabet
      ralphabet 8 Jan 10

      You are at the center of a 20m equilateral triangle with a raptor at each corner. The top raptor has a wounded leg and is limited to a top speed of 10 m/s. The raptors will run at you. At which angle should you run to maximise the time you stay alive?

      If the *slowest* raptor is running that fast, why run? You'll only die tired.

    11. ralphabet
      ralphabet 3 Jan 10

      Is this madness?

      I have it from reliable sources that it is.

    12. ralphabet
      ralphabet 3 Jan 10

      Toire wa doko desuka?

      Gesundheit.

    13. ralphabet
      ralphabet 3 Jan 10

      Is it really so hard to grow hair?

      Not on my back, it isn't.

    14. ralphabet
      ralphabet 3 Jan 10

      Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?

      What? Of course not. The world ended in 2009 for me. Duh! 2012 is going to rock.

    15. ralphabet
      ralphabet 20 Dec 09

      Favorite song to masturbate too?

      I hate when my porn has a musical soundtrack.

    16. ralphabet
      ralphabet 19 Dec 09

      A ship sets off at a bearing of 070degrees and continues in a straight line for 40km. Assuming the ship is travelling at a constant speed of 10 knots, how many of the ship's crew will get raped in the showers before the ship stops at the 40km mark? Show y

      Is it rape if no one can hear it happening?

    17. ralphabet
      ralphabet 19 Dec 09

      Team Edward, or Team Jacob?

      While I know what this refers to, I have not read any of the books, nor seen either movie. I refuse to bow to stereotyping.

    18. ralphabet
      ralphabet 19 Dec 09

      How dare you?

      I dare to dare. How could I do less?

    19. ralphabet
      ralphabet 19 Dec 09

      Sam uses 140g of flour to bake 12 cakes. Calculate how many cakes Sam would have to back to fill the empty space in his heart.

      Using less than 12g of flour per baked goods, I'd have to say that no number of these shitty cakes would do any good.

    20. ralphabet
      ralphabet 19 Dec 09

      If E=MC^2 what does G= ?

      G = (6.67428 +/- 0.00067) * (10^-11)m^3 kg^-1 s^-2

      Not much to do the E=mc^2 though.

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