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Phil

Ottawa, ON, Canaduh
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Questions Answered

Is it bad that i fap to loli

All signs point to "yes."

3 months ago

it's 2010. are you going to kill yourself now?

That's soooooo 2009.

3 months ago

Are you smarter than me?

Indubitably.

3 months ago

A velociraptor spots you 40 metres away and attacks, accelerating at 4 m/s^2 up to its top speed of 25 m/s. When it spots you, you being to flee, quickly accelerating to your top speed of 6 m/s. How far can you get before you are caught and devoured?

You gave me his vector info, but not mine. I can't accelerate instantly, it's not good for the internal organs.

3 months ago

You are at the center of a 20m equilateral triangle with a raptor at each corner. The top raptor has a wounded leg and is limited to a top speed of 10 m/s. The raptors will run at you. At which angle should you run to maximise the time you stay alive?

If the *slowest* raptor is running that fast, why run? You'll only die tired.

3 months ago

Is this madness?

I have it from reliable sources that it is.

3 months ago

Toire wa doko desuka? by Skitchy

Gesundheit.

3 months ago

Is it really so hard to grow hair?

Not on my back, it isn't.

3 months ago

Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?

What? Of course not. The world ended in 2009 for me. Duh! 2012 is going to rock.

3 months ago

Favorite song to masturbate too?

I hate when my porn has a musical soundtrack.

3 months ago

A ship sets off at a bearing of 070degrees and continues in a straight line for 40km. Assuming the ship is travelling at a constant speed of 10 knots, how many of the ship's crew will get raped in the showers before the ship stops at the 40km mark? Show y

Is it rape if no one can hear it happening?

4 months ago

Team Edward, or Team Jacob?

While I know what this refers to, I have not read any of the books, nor seen either movie. I refuse to bow to stereotyping.

4 months ago

How dare you?

I dare to dare. How could I do less?

4 months ago

Sam uses 140g of flour to bake 12 cakes. Calculate how many cakes Sam would have to back to fill the empty space in his heart.

Using less than 12g of flour per baked goods, I'd have to say that no number of these shitty cakes would do any good.

4 months ago

If E=MC^2 what does G= ?

G = (6.67428 +/- 0.00067) * (10^-11)m^3 kg^-1 s^-2

Not much to do the E=mc^2 though.

4 months ago

If x=hours spent learning algebra, y=an artistic career and z=the use of algebra in a "paint monkey" career, then what is z equal to? I LIKE A PAINTY PAINT!

Kate, is that you?

4 months ago

Given that 'x' is an integer and -3>'x'+1<4, list all the possible locations that Nick Starr has had his asshole rammed by a very large homosexual male.

Tampa, St. Petersburg (LOLZ, PETERS), and Sanny Franny, I believe.

4 months ago

if i give you a gun, would u kill yourself?

I have three of my own, I don't need yours. I decided months ago that it was too messy and I'd stick around and see what life has to offer me in 2010.

4 months ago

The diameter of a circle (Line AB) is 10m, and the length of a chord though the circle (Line BC) is 6m. After connecting points A and C to form a right angled triangle, use Pythagoras' Theorum to calculate the length of my penis, tip to base.

I'm unable to calculate this without knowing how excited you get about geometry.

4 months ago

Who's the sexiest man alive? by Tomalonge

Why pick just one?

4 months ago

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