I don't like tumblr so much anymore. I'm away from Facebook until after my exams.

haha Wiggum, so good. "All right people, nothin' to see here. Move along. Move a - OH MY GOD A HORRIBLE PLANE CRASH. Hey everyone! Crowd around! C'mon, don't be shy."

hahahahaha aw "why are my bones so brittle? I've been drinking plenty of... malk?"

"hold me" "only if you hold me?" *wolves howling* ps: for the last one: "sir, if you just calm down, I'll be happy to treat you to a garbage bag of popcorn." "shame on all of you!!" "eyyy I've got a movie for you... a fridge too far!"

hahahahahaah "oww :(("

"take it - take it all man!!"

preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty

LOL
ummmm... is it Hom Tanks?? Can I use a lifeline?? EDDIE HELP ME ALL YOU DO IS SIT THERE SHDGKSHGHSGHS

Heights + (also) fear of falling (when I go for a run even I get paranoid about falling down onto my face :|) + jumping out of a plane doesn't exactly seem either natural orrr like the smartest idea ever

not in a mean way :-)

highly!

Because I know Ramone and Willow, I have to say yes

Seeing Green Day :3

I would never everrr go D:

Not as horrible as mine will be!

France! Nobody ever chooses Italy.

blade runner :/

what a great picture! I'm having trouble thinking of an answer apart from thinking that it'd be really gross if he was fat and had man boobies and they were almost hanging out coz it would be like wow... eww. So here is a picture of a cat in a suit and tie http://www.mycatwearsclothes.com/images/juno1040607.jpg
you're welcome

I knowww :( seriously hate life and genetics GOD DAMN GENETICS
everything would actually be 10 x easier if you were really attractive ie: getting a job
people automatically like you better (if you back it up with a nice personality anyway, nobody likes a bitchhhh!) hate pretty people when they complain about stuff, I'd just be like "well I might've failed my school year but... AT LEAST I'M HOT" or, if you were like "I hate that I'm poor" and someone was like "at least you're really pretty?" you'd be like "oh yeah! :)" and everything would be better. pretty much you'd just have to look in the mirror to feel fucking awesome in life again.

We have an orange on the counter if you wanna make OJ from it! :D we also have apple juice, take your pick! (but they're the only good juices, clearly)

hate that. hate when the inside of my ear is itchy. WORST EVER