Depends on what your definition of badass is. For one, I stole a car (well, my mom's) when I was 15 and got pulled over (luckily not arrested!) alternatively, I moved to Norway at 18. Or as a general "badassery": I am 22 and have never been pregnant! (sign o the times!)

I die.

Just gimme some fried chicken, assorted dips and beer and I really not care how it turns out.

Woo hoo!!! I need to use some Christmas money for a sweatshirt!

Thanks! You too! God Jul :)

Unfortunately I'm not in libraries enough to have the urge to shout.

The fact that it's in Norway.

Oh yeah. And one time in cat shit with bare feet! That was fun!

i thought a car was about to back into me the other day.

I say "shit" a lot. And "that's funny to me" when something is funny to me.

...more than once.

two cows are standing in a meadow, talking. The first cow says "Geez, pretty crazy about all that Mad Cow stuff going on though, right?" and the second cow responds, "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter."

Yessss, very much so in the future. I am baby crazy and can't wait til I'm ready to be a mom.

Lithium, I think.

No one can!

bad for your health, but so easy on the eyes. I like me some bad boys. <3

Whenever a person falls, I can't help but laugh. Out loud. A lot. I'm a terrible human being.

I love you

yo mama's so fat I walked in the other day from the outside and said it was chilly. she grabbed a spoon! ooooohhh burrrrnn!!!