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Once upon a time, there was a hermaphrodite frog, named Toad.
And one day, Toad looked in a mirror and said 'damn bby, u fine." Toad seduced itself, and began a five month relationship of nothing but meaningless sex. Toad was happy at first. But as time went by, Toad realized that it wanted something more than that. So toad looked in the mirror again, and Toad said, "I've had a lot of fun these.... (Toad paused, as frogs have no concept of time, and therefore no idea how long it had actually been).... Well anyway, I've had fun. And I-I think I've fallen in love with you, Toad! You're funny, smart, beautiful, and just, everything I have always wanted in myself... And if you don't feel the same, then I think we'll have to end this. Because I can't live with just having SOME of you, Toad... I want /all/ of you." Toad stared into the mirror, anxiously waiting for Toad's response, Toad thought about everything Toad had been through with itself. Toad thought of all the laughs, the smiles. Toad thought maybe, Toad had fallen in love with Toad, too. This frightened Toad, because Toad had been hurt by love before, Toad didn't want to make itself vulnerable, again, only to be crushed by Toad. Toad asked itself if it has become stronger, or weaker, since it had last known the sweet yet bitter taste of love. Toad was confused and frightened, Toad wanted to run away from Toad, Toad wanted to hide from Toad's feelings. But Toad knew, in Toad's heart of hearts, that Toad could not hide from Toad's feelings. Toad had to face them. Toad had to face Toad, and tell Toad how Toad felt. "Toad," said Toad gathering up all the courage Toad could, "I think that I've fallen in love with you, also." Toad was ecstatic, "Toad baby, let's get hitched!" Toad said yes to Toad. And so, Toad hopped off to tell all of Toad's froggy friends... And break the news to Toad's mother, who had always hoped Toad would marry a nice Jewish girl.
The end.
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It puts the penis in the vagina or else it gets the hose again.
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When a mummy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much they have sex and make kittens
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The girls fells in love with a guy she just met and then he got hit by a car. The end
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once upon a time there was you, me, a lot of alcohol, handcuffs, a bed and whip cream.. in las vegas valentines day weekend :D
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Once upon a time, there was a love story. It had an orgasm, in heat. It orgasmed all across the room. The Romeo and Juliet thing, though that was a lie. So Dr. Phil had to drop in, being the ever-eternal expert at crap he is, bringing fellow Maury... or was it Murphy? Fuck if I remember. And at the end of the day it was determined the reason Romeo and Juliet got together was cause Romeo caught Juliet using a dildo to fuck Romeo's brother.
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Once upon a time, a whale fell in love with a whalette. They had babies (that was the sexy part). Turns out the whalette was a whore and had various STDs. They all died, including the babies because they got the STDs through vaginal birth. The end.
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