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"What is this small, sixteen year old boy with a terrible haircut and inability to grow a beard doing rummaging around in my pantry for cereal?"
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A stranger's first impression of me is that I'm overweight.
This is true, but not nearly to the degree that people assume.
Also my body doesn't want to let me lose weight. And my blood pressure is perfect. Apart from psychological issues and my migraines, I'm in really good health.
Despite this... I still get dirty looks from nurses. -
NERD. DWEEB. DORK. GEEK.
I certainly look the part, no matter what I'm wearing or what I do with my hair. It doesn't even matter. I'm just nerdy looking.
Also, "wow, look how fat her ass is." Well at least I have a figure you stick-like bitches.
I think people also assume I'm nice now. I think they assumed I was demonic hell-spawn in middle school, my last couple years of high school, and freshman year of college. It's really a little bit of both. -
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I shudder to think.
No. Wait. I don't care. Yeah. That's what I meant.
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"who da fawk is dis chik, lets nawt hang out wit her lol"
That I'm shy. An introvert. That I'm antisocial.
All of it is incorrect, though. They just have to get to know me first.
I'm arrogant.
Wait. No. That's like their 100th impression of me.
I'm not good at this. Don't ask me to do impressions.
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