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once upon a time, kyou4ryou and i had to run for the president of sealand. and we lost to a chimpanzee
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I'll try~
One day, @iSakuya and @WhySoAzunyan were on there way to their honeymoon in the Bahamas. Before boarding the plane for their journey, @iSakuya thought they'd get hungry during the trip so she invited @Branchcommander along to supply peaches. The pilot, unfortunately, was sick and couldn't fly the pane. However, @OoRAwRoO was there and volunteered to fly the plane. @Cidokun was the flght attendant~ All was well for a while; the substitute pilot somehow managed to get the plane in the air and everyone was happy. Unfortuntely, she had no experience whatsoever flying a plane, so a few minutes after she'd managed to bring it up, it quickly spiraled down heading towards a remote island. Everyone survived the crash, except @Branchcommander, meaning there were no more peaches. Ten minutes after the crash, everyone panicked and @iSakuya volunteered @Cidokun to be the first one everyone eats so they wouldn't starve to death. Everyone agreed and chased him down. Luckily, this was the very island inhabited by the friendly giant, @PywackettBarche.Hearing the commotion, he decided to put a stop to this cannibalism and help out. He kindly calmed everyone down, gave them a ride to the Bahamas and everyone lived happily ever after~
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Creativity? Writing?.................................................................right,okey i can do this
☢CAUTION!!☢this story is bad☢CAUTION!!☢
PHENOMENON OR CONSPIRACY?
I don't know. what I was thinking.I can't do this. but then again maybe I will. what will happen? this world would never be or my life is going to be no more. as I woke up from my bed I can see that I was still living here. but I moved yesterday with my wife and kids. I seen it maybe it was a dream. yeah I must dreaming it all up when I step into once was,my living room I see the t.v is on in the dark. did I leave the telly on all night? no I was packing your idiot. don't call me a idiot "talking to your self again I see". what! who's there............no response. suddenly the t.v is flipping channels. where is the remote I can't find it,this is madness the t.v flipping channels faster and faster and stop on channel 94 and it was blink. as I walk towards to the telly I can see something."space" it look like space to me. I poke the screen of the t.v and it was in the screen. then I put my whole head in the screen and go in the telly. as I look around in this place and I see my wife,elizabeth she see me and call my name. as I huge her I thought to myself. Is this home it look like my dad, old. I laugh and she did too we are happy family. once in my life I was truly,truly happy. yeah I can remember that day NOW IT'S ALL GONE do you know why my child's? "no" neither do I. you may say "I'm crazy" but I am and I love it. now I must get her back I can't remember happiness felt like. It's been so long now,great it's raining just lovely. I can hear the rain drop on my head. and I close my and I start singing that song we used to know. ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ OUCH!! "sorry mister" next time watch you going "hey master it's you" what *huge*"I thought you going to collage" hey,hey,hey you hugging me to death."oops sorry about that Senpai" don't worry about it misssssssss. Sakuya very well, miss. Sakuya do I know you. you don't remember me?"no" remember in high school we are best friend." oh yeah" now I remember you Sakuya you have a crush on me back that."that's not true" you so gullible it's almost cute. listen to me I need you help with something."sure,what is it" I need you to do "yes" to do "yes" is "yes,come spit it out" get elizabeth back to me "no" why not? I thought you say me not elizabeth. well umm, I get marry to her umm yeah. WHAT! sorry "I will kill her okey I will do it" you will, great. do you you where she?"no" well I guess least time I see her. it was that day it all go wrong I got it the telly "what" you see Sakuya. Sakuya I need you to bring me to sleep "well do master" *kiss* why you do that for. well, when I kissed someone, my kisses bring to sleep. o-oh o-okey-y I gonna f-fall to ssleep. as I woke up from my bed again I can see the telly. than I poke and my finger won't go thou the screen. than i thought the channels. right, what is it? 59...........no.....29..........no............mmmmmm than I remember my birthday year............I got it 94. It's works and I step into to see my waifu. what she gonna say? I wonder what? "love" yes my dear *punch* why you have come here. to get back together again. together?again? what are talking about I never was with you first place."what" but we have, remember all those memories we created together as a family."no, now get out of here your monster" monster? what I have done. you don't remember "no, I can't recall" well, let me remind you what you have done. how many people get kill. "would I never" do something like that "or would you" I dunno about you sometimes. at the time I woke up I know this is all a dream. that don't mean you could be mine. and I LOVE IT.
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I write somewhere else. :/ I don't like sharing stories unless I'm sure they're okay.
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I actually spent an hour and a half writing a story starring myself, @ThePepperized, @Cidokun, @Kyou4Ryou, and @Spyisaspy. But, Windows decided now would be a good time for an unexpected shutdown, so, I lost it all. I can't be asked to write it again, sorry.
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Feudal Jamaica, 796.
The snow had not stopped, on the 104th floor of the empire state buildign several shadowy figures drew crude diagrams in sand. having snuck in from the 5th floor of the white house, president barack obama was determined to stop all bullying. @ruteger was determined to help the people! A red hair bun crashed through the window, and our president was not alone in stopping shadow bullies. while help had arrived the heat was unbearable! everybody decided to rest until summer was over, @helveticaotsu treated all of the tomodachi to tea and pastries, if new bullies should appear then the -
hmmmm....okay so i was walking down my road alone at night and then, as i was opening the door to my house, i saw a tall figure come up to me. i shut the door as quickly as possible and hid up in my room. i was home alone and my phone was dead battery so i couldn't call anyone and my computer was not working too. i looked out the window and he was gone so i went downstairs to get a glass of water. but i found something strange on the table so i went up to it and its a letter~ it reads "eid ot eraperP" As i couldn't read backwards writing, i took it up to the mirror and held it out in front of me....but when i looked up....i saw slenderman behind me with his bony fingers on my shoulder, and his pale face emotionless...but somehow smiling. i was too scared to scream so i just stood there looking at the note in front of me...i closed my eyes and just as i was about to run....my big brother @Kyou4Ryou chops slendy's head off with a katana :D slendermans head rolled on the floor....but theres another strange note inside his neck which says "eramthgin ruoy retnE" we both looked at each other confused....then out of nowhere...we dropped through the floor into some kind of sewer thing~ it smelt disgusting and had rotting dead bodies everywhere~ by this time i was totally shitting myself and hiding behind kyou....but we kept going forward and noticed @Snakies wandering by himself furthur along the sewer~ he said that he experienced the exact same thing at his house...he fell through the floor out of nowhere and ended up here~ so we decided to go together! after a couple hours of walking through an endless sewer, we saw a light and we went towards it.....we heard a strange sound from the light~ like a chanting sound....and then we saw @animearu and @Neongirl1 performing satanic rituals on @bazookabii :3 we asked to let her go but they needed something in return.....a life for a life. so @Kyou4Ryou offered to give his life for the girl but then i slapped him and said "why don't you just kill them?" and he did with his katana :D @bazookabii was so touched by his actions they then shared a sweet kiss <33333 awwww -blinks- anyways.....since kyou and vivian got to know each other a bit better i had more of a chance to know @Snakies and he was amazing! so we made out too :'3 ~ just then...we heard a roar from the other end of the tunnel and the amnesia skin dude ran towards us and we all screamed like girls ^^ @Kyou4Ryou @bazookabii and @Snakies ran the other way and they found a ladder to lead us to the surface...whilst i was fending him off with my starfish powers getting wounds along the way.....i-i told them i couldn't make it....and that they should go up before they get wounded by the skin dude~ so kyou and vivian made it to the surface and they were safe. b-but @Snakies wouldn't let me fight alone and fought with me....b-but the only problem was the ladder was slowly going up and i was getting weaker and weaker. suddenly @Snakies said to me "go up! theres only enough time for one of us to go....i love you f-fuko" he then lifted me on the ladder and.....well.....i guess he died ;__; @Kyou4Ryou and @bazookabii got married a year later and had a daughter ^^ i lived a sad lonely life without @Snakies........THE END :D
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Many years ago their once lived a boy by the name of animetoober09 and he lived in the small town of New Orleans Louisiana he never had friends because his family was shunned by the rest of the town because of their strong belief in satanism, he was often bullied in school even though he never did anything to anyone. He was a very intelligent boy for his age he was the highest graded student in the school and each day the other kids bullied him for it they threw rocks at him and beat the poor boy with sticks, his own family mentally and physically abused him almost everyday. That one day after school he walked home to find his parents yelling "You're so ugly." his mother said "Why did we raise an ugly fuck of a son?" said his father, The boy just walked silently to his room. That night his parents decided their was only one thing they could do, "We can make him pure." said his mother, "How?" questioned his father, "Tomorrow we will have to go to the church and place his body into the waters of the damned." explained his mother, his father thought and thought until he finally said "Yes we shall make his soul pure on the morning of tomorrow" The next morning they walked up to the alter of the church and as they approached the waters of the damned his mother said to him, "My son you will be pure and you will be happy." his mother placed him into the waters his skin was boiling so much that it became permanently red horns,wings and fangs grew onto the boy's body the rest of the people in the church looked on in amazement at the boy he looked at himself in the mirror and asked his mother "Why mommy? why? i didn't want this." he cried out. "You are pure now son." The rest of the church looked on at the boy as if he was a god for he now was one of the damned. days after the goverment general Malcom was asking a few people around town if their were any demon rencarnatoins being done recently that's when his father ran home as fast as he could, when he finally got home he screamed "PACK LIGHT WE MUST GO!" his mother didn't hesitate she quickly packed the suitcases and headed for the train station. when they headed for a small cargo train they realized the general and a small group of soldiers on motorcycles were near the trains. then the general noticed something with red skin "Hey! you two you mind showing us what you are carrying?" *him and his family quickly rushed onto the train and his father starts the engine* "chase them!" said the general, the soldiers chased them down on motor cycles "shoot them!" said the general, one of the soldiers shot his father before the train made it's turn. the train had to much momentum the train flipped over and derailed . he some how was the only one left alive both his parents and the soldiers all dead and crushed under the weight of the train. when he turned around he saw something he couldn't believe what he saw the king of the damned himself Satan. "My child you have gone through much in this time allow this new form as a blessing from me and now i shall take you with me to the underworld where you." he opened the portal to the underworld the boy just looked on in aw "Are you ready to go?" "Yes lord Satan take me to the depths of the underworld." they weeks later he was put into adoption and by an odd convenience the grim reaper herself @DeadInternal saw him and choose him out of all the others and since then they have been a loving family <3
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Once upon a time there was an oaf named Byakuya. He was so stupid, he died.
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#OLD
I did this before. cc: @SpaceAdmiralDee, @thecatlives, @pims
I am not even going to try to look for that response. It was so gloriously fucking stupid though.
But I'll make a new one, just for you. And it will be much shorter because I am not creative in the slightest. I kind of used Lizi's story the last time as a starting point. This will be original.
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Once upon a time @Brae23000 was eating ice cream. Then one day Cassy came along and threw his ice cream on the ground. Brae cried. Cassy kicked Brae. Brase asked, "What was that for? I didn't do anything to you!" Cassy said, "I did it because I could." Then she walked away. Brae cried some more. The end. -
Some time in the near future, a formspring happens and spawns many babies.
the end.
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All you'll get from me is
"Shit that's never explained."
"Shit that's never explained."
"Plothole for no reason."
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This has @Swissneutrality in it.
Xiaoli couldn't wait to show switzerland his new 'friends'. As soon as he reached his home, he opened the door. "Ah, welcome back, Xiaoli." Switzerland said. She was sitting in her loveseat, reading a book. "look mutti! I made new friends!" sh*t. When xiaoli 'makes new friends', its outcome is disasterous. "...Xiaoli, what is in that jar...?" Switzerland asked. She was somewhat afraid to know. "My. New. Friends!" Xiaoli said. He opened the jar, and a dozen of bees flew out, buzzing here and there. Switzerland jumped from her seat. "HOLY F*CK! XIAOLIIII!" She screamed. She was furious. She spanked Xiaoli and told him to go in time out. Crying, Xiaoli walked up the steps and into a small room, which a small wooden chair painted red was facing a corner, waiting for him. Xiaoli sat down, not understanding why Switzerland was mad.. this hasn't been the first time Xiaoli has done such crazy things. Last week, it was spiders. Before then it was mosquitos. It showed that Xiaoli liked bugs. A bit too much. He got in trouble the other day for eating ants. Switzerland, who finally managed to get the bees outside, wondered when Xiaoli will grow up.
Should we mention that time Xiaoli tried to give Prussia a centipede sandwich? Well, that story is for another day. -
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