i've walked into pizza hut and ate burger king, but never mcdonalds.
the workers were like, "what are you doing?" i'm like, eating. they said "you can't eat that here. it's taking business away from us"
so i said "well, fuck the owner of pizza hut. i highly doubt he's poor like me. you're denying me the chance to eat my own meal goddammit and i won't stand for this. now, what if i got hit by a car and i couldnt eat my last meal because of you bitches? i think you would have no choice but to regret coming up to me and making this a situation! fine! i'll leave! but i took a piss in your sinks earlier"
then i walked out and ate my burger king in the middle of the parking lot with my friends.