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Back when I was incarcerated for doing hoodrat things with my friends, I used to play a lot of prison yard basketball. As you can imagine, my silky smooth jumper didn't always go over well with the opposing team. After one particularly good game, in which I had 47 points and inspired Kevin Durant(who was watching) to "be like Mike" (except I was Mike) those who had bet against me were understandably upset since they had lost all their cigarette and soap on a rope privileges.
In my post game interview with the warden, who was dressed like Craig Sager, I failed to compliment my teammate, Metta World Peace. This upset him greatly and so he shanked me. Classic prison style, really.
Shanked by world peace. Now Kevin Durant will exact my revenge by knocking the Lakers, and Metta, out of the playoffs.
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I wouldn't really consider it being shanked, but when I was younger, I got into a fight with my younger brother (who was a relatively volatile kid) and he tried to stab me with a skinny paintbrush stick- right in the stomach! It broke the skin, but thankfully didn't puncture muscle or anything. I guess that's sort of a half-shanking.
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