GOAL: Kill the pigeon. WEAPON: Fruit. (What fruit would you choose to be the most efficient in assassination?) [17]
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Passion fruit. Because any assassination I might commit would be considered a crime of passion. :P
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I'm surprised no one said pineapple. Attach a broomstick to the end and you've got a pretty decent homemade mace.
THAT, OR...
I would kidnap the pigeon, lock it in a cage, and feed it small berries. Here's the catch: the berries are floating in a margarine tub containing a lethal mixture of toilet bowl cleaner, bleach, Windex, lighter fluid, and cat urine. What will the pigeon do? Will it be keen enough to realize I've set up a deadly trap for them and decide not to eat at all, thus resulting in starvation? Will it eat the berries and then call its local poison control centre immediately, like the labels on many household products advise? Or will it just blindly eat the berries, unaware of its imminent death?
I'm such a sick, sick bastard. I know you're thinking it. -
No fruit flies like a banana.
This is why you can leave bananas on the kitchen counter and not worry about those pesky fruit flies. Personally, I'd go with a vegetable on the assassination thing....an asparagus spear. Steamed of course. -
Some fat kid at school killed a seagull with an apple one day, every girl hated him from then on out.
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I am so cherry bombing that sucker. And I don't care if we're talking the fireworks or literally rigging cherries with tiny little bombs, or ya'know, just pelting them with cherries. In fact, let's do all three. The Reign of The Pigeon ends NOW.
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