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...and the landlord was wiping a glass with a dirty rag.
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...and got kicked out for being underage.
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and said, "My name is Topanga. I am an OC from Texas and I have a cell phone even though this is the 70's." And the dark, mysterious Sirius instantly fell in love with her and James and Lily finally fell in love with each other because Lily wanted what Topanga and Sirius have together.
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And then promptly paired everyone off into ships and squee'd over whiskey they pretended to be also filled with fire.
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and said "Ouch."
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and wrote a story about the bar.
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And asked for a butterbeer and then cried because they don't exist
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AND STARTS POLE-DANCING.
Because that is literally the ONLY thing that will come to my mind. Don't ask. -
and cursed the fact that they'd been too busy daydreaming their next story to notice the bar in front of them.
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...and ordered firewhiskey
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... and ordered a drink.
what else are you going to do in a bar? ~ i did tell you, i'm not funny. at all. ~
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