ACatHPFF
ACatHPFF 21 May 12

CHALLENGE. Another punchline. "A fanfiction writer walked into a bar..." [13]

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  1. peculiar julia of the clan mchipster

    ...and the landlord was wiping a glass with a dirty rag.

    /ultimate generic landlord description

  2. justonemorefic~

    ...and got kicked out for being underage.

  3. Bacon Miller

    and said, "My name is Topanga. I am an OC from Texas and I have a cell phone even though this is the 70's." And the dark, mysterious Sirius instantly fell in love with her and James and Lily finally fell in love with each other because Lily wanted what Topanga and Sirius have together.

  4. Lily

    and died because there's too much real life in a bar

  5. MistressHPFF

    And then promptly paired everyone off into ships and squee'd over whiskey they pretended to be also filled with fire.

  6. Alyssa
  7. ramya/crazypotterweasley77
  8. Chloe

    And asked for a butterbeer and then cried because they don't exist

  9. Caitlin

    AND STARTS POLE-DANCING.

    Because that is literally the ONLY thing that will come to my mind. Don't ask.

  10. Rebecca

    and cursed the fact that they'd been too busy daydreaming their next story to notice the bar in front of them.

    ugh i suck at these.

  11. Jess
  12. ellie♥

    ... and ordered a drink.



    what else are you going to do in a bar? ~ i did tell you, i'm not funny. at all. ~

  13. starkidlovehpff

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