Tweetums believes itself to be the most attractive. I have a tendency to agree with angry dinosaurs poised to maim me. Um, especially those with such brilliant red plumage... Pleasedon'teatme.
Eig'Quzi is least attractive due to being a giant purple bug-monster that eats people. Though it does dress rather nicely...
WHAT PUMPKIN - N/A, he's pretty much an animated object, a killer robot made from cloth and pumpkin instead of steel and circuitry. Anyone who finds that sexy needs to be bludgeoned to death with a fax machine. Coincidentally, What just volunteered to do exactly that.
MR. SIRTCH - His entire face is third-degree burns. He has no lips and you can see all of his teeth grinning at you at all time like some horrible skeleton monster thing. Please don't tell me anyone is attracted to that sort of thing. Besides Decker, I mean.
CLAUDE DERLETH - Back during Charity's 'I'm not really choosy about who I sleep with' phase, she hooked up with Ol' Squidface. I suppose he's a nice enough guy, when he's not being ornery and drunk, or shouting obscenities at his horse, but c'mon, guys. He has Cthulhu for a head. He's not supposed to be hawt.
LORD MAGTOK - I guess this makes the cyborg the most attractive guy on the list, by default. Say what you will about his immorality, eccentricity, and odd half-robot face and stuff, but there's no denying he has a certain charm, as evidenced by the pile of ladies over there he's dated in recent history. And no, he's not a goblin.
1. Xifra: Supernaturally attractive thanks to spooooky Slaaneshi powers plus her charisma boosting psionics.
2. Shae, Young Adult Decker, Catgirl Decker. One is a perfect specimen of bishy beauty, if you can see past the cross-dressing, another has swan-may beauty plus devil hawtness, and catgirls always get bonuses
3. Charity, Sunny, Missy, Darcy, Happy, Gus, Felis, Vita, Tia, Willow/Salixtra: Conventionally attractive, in that they are young and healthy and do not have any particularly unattractive features
4. Older but it's easy to tell they were once pretty: Pansy Applehill, Elaine Stevenson, Billie,
5. People who are kind of plain: Jake, Brand Applehill, Alice Delisle (in public - she can look attractive when she chooses)
6. Ugly: Winslow Warwick, Crazy Aunt Riley, Basil, Baby
7. Special case: Roxie - She's a lesbian pixie, rather butch, and often butchering demon sheep or cleaning manure or other unpleasant tasks. She might be able to look pretty if she tried, but I'm not sure she ever has.
Children ranked by cuteness:
Lily and Little girl Decker tied for first
Absolutely most adorable of any character I play: Mori the Irish Wolfhound. Because doggy =3
Well, time to answer my own question. From most to least:
Wenomir is, apparently, my most attractive character. Turns out scars are sexy and a few other people found him hot. And he picked up an alarming tendency to lose his shirt.
Anatolij/Dorota/Sophie - They're all moderately attractive in their own right. Anatolij if you're into soldiers, Dorota if you're into geeky girls with glasses and Sophie if you prefer dark-skinned women.
Reelshka is a goblin, but a relatively pretty one, and she had a few members of other species attracted to her.
Dipsnig is also a goblin, and a really ugly one by other species' standards. Still, he would be fairly handsome for goblin ladies, probably.
Michalson is ugly as sin for the two species his parents come from, earning him the bottom place on my list.
This is a very subjective question but I will attempt to answer it in an objective manner (watch me fail!)
Well, I wouldn't say Cessie is sexy as she actively try not to be. There are few that hit on her for this reason. I would say she's rather attractive though as she try to look good (just in a very conservative fashion).
Dena don't spend too much time on looking good but she can when she wants to. She's also an elf which some people think is attractive. Unlike Cessie she can also be sexy and wear more proactive clothes which probably gives her an edge over the mage.
Hannah loves being beautiful, or at least she think she does. She have combined a few ideal images (such as Harnel's) and some of the appearance of the persons she have the memories of. The result is fairly decent, the only think I could be offputting about her is that she wears conservative dresses like Cessie (darn Victorian-themes) and the fact she have some fantasy-version of albinism.
Irena didn't look all that pretty before but having a sword of slaanesh for a while did wonders for her appearance. She's still rather skinny though and while she dresses up more sexy then before she still know very little about presenting herself properly (must been all those years she spent as a homeless bum.)
Astrana would probably be on the top of the list if not for the fact she have some rather exotic features which some might find unsettling such as ram-horns, a tail and pupil-less yellow eyes. If you can look past that (or even find that more attractive) she looks rather pretty and can dress the part too (but she like Dena and Irena prefers practical clothing.)
Correl looks pretty average for an elf but could be described as handsome by some (both as male and female). Like a few other of my characters he's rather conservative as well. That magical full plate armor he carries around don't do him much justice and he also got those pupil-less eyes some can find unsettling.
Michicora is a rarely played character but while I wouldn't describe her as attractive as she is, she does have unused potential. There is a hardness about her which probably unsettles anyone getting close to her. Her lack of manners and social experience is probably a turn off for most people. She isn't unattractive however and if she start putting more effort into it she might eventually reach second or even first place depending who you ask.
Hekta is too young to really be judged properly but as Michicora she might have potential. Then again like Astrana her demonic features might not exactly be attractive. Her eyes can outright hurt people and so can her claws which carries a poison.
I would say she have an average appearance but for some reason just imagine her in any sexual way makes me very uncomfortable. :P
Her alien insane behavior is just so off-putting that I /hope/ no one would find her attractive.
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