A friend was actually stellar enough to send it to me through e-mail!

You might be mine if I held your hand and I felt magic, or if we did all these mundane, routine things together and it would be the best times. Let me know.

I like anything that encourages discussion, really.

Thank you for being such a darling! ♡

I plan to die in orgasm. Therefore, my last word would be...........?

If you didn't look it at that way, it wouldn't.

But I am a ninja. Have you seen me swipe through closing doors. I am amazing.

Sometimes i hate the process of falling asleep enough to not sleep. It's like a conspiracy my brain is heading where it goes on overdrive and it works both marvellously and destructively at the same time.

A salmon pink stegosaurus with emerald plates. The kind that are a little iridescent, so that when the sun catches it, it sparkles.

i KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT. I don't know, to be honest. But when it comes to these kind of things, I've found out that it's almost never, ever about the place. And from the very sparse information that he has let me on, my brother and Adeline are pretty happy together. And being pretty happy together is always a nice thing. A good thing.

Vadai from the Causeway Point pasar malam, GET IN MAH PANTS

KILL PRINT JOURN

It will be made of unicorn sperm and would taste like bliss. It would be called The Good Stuff. Alternate, less dubious ideas include a combination of Waffle Crisp and blueberries called Blue Waffle as well as a mix of Cheerios with little marshmallow turbans on them called O-samas.

Really get buddy gets antidote and asshole of a sibling gets a whole bucket of Joey's pee. FRIKKIN JELLYFISH, THANK GOD YOU'VE GOT NO BRAINS. YOU'D BE RULING THE WORLD NOW IF YOU DID.

Maybe because very unromantic things rhyme with "violet". Like "bullet", "mullet", "chicken cutlet".

Melted marshmellow, Mars bars and Nutella. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MIX-INS.

Anything sheer. #skankalert

Where's my toothbrush.

Graciously so!

Like I needed to tweet, "Lyk 0mg, MtV TtLy n33ds to make mE a ReaLitY Show~*~*~"