The best present I've ever received doesn't like me very much at the moment, sadly. Happiest Christmas I ever had though. Probably won't expirience anything like it again.

Assuming 'mod' means.... modern? Vincent Castiglia is my current fav :)

I've had my experiences with UFOs while living near military bases in San Antonio, although the creepiest one happened while I was living far away from them in another city. The existence of E.T. or E.T. visiting earth at any time wouldn't surprise me. Don't know much about full trance mediums but I've had one of those past life hypnosis things done to me. In my past life, my name was Kenneth, I had a beautiful blonde wife, and I lived on a farm in the middle of a desert.

My personal army of androids would consist of hot women in uniforms with machine guns and they would cater to my every need. Also, I'd have them take over the government and I would rule the land.

Pack a bowl.

#1: We met on Babalolz. #2: Not close enough =/ #3: You're sweet, funny, cool and very generous :) #4: You live to far away.

Your momma

It would be a goatee if I could manage it. I'd probably make little braids and tie little dangly beads to it.

They are fleshing out slowly but surely. I think my real Christmas present won't come to me till January, but I'll be happy to wait.

Nationality, I'm American :P lol. Race/ethnicity, I'm Mexican in lineage. I have some Native American, some Irish mixed in also, according to my folks.

Although I do like Chucks, the most comfortable I ever owned were Reebok Alan Iverson basketball shoes I've had since '04. And flip flops. I'd be barefoot all the time if I could.

About as much wood Chuck Norris would chuck if a woodchuck couldn't deal with his woody in the morning.

A writer, ideally. If not that, a stripper.