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Look for your answer at mousebreath.com in Monday's Ask Max column!
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Look for your answer at mousebreath.com in Monday's Ask Max column!
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Look for your answer at mousebreath.com in Monday's Ask Max column!
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Look for your answer at mousebreath.com in Monday's Ask Max column!
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Look for your answer at mousebreath.com in Monday's Ask Max column!
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Not sure if you know this, but I answer questions every Monday at mousebreath.com -- yours was answered last week, and this one will be answered tomorrow!
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Check mousebreath.com for the answer!
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I answered your question at mousebreath! http://mousebreath.com/2011/08/15/max-monday-sibling-rivalry/
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The real question is "Why not?"
Look, whatever is on the other side of the door has to be more interesting than what's on the side of the door we're at. Kitties are curious, so we want to see what's there. There's only one way to stop that behavior.
Leave the door open.
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Craigslist, dood.
You can trade anything there. If you work the deal right, you could get a better model AND a bunch of toys and crunchy treats.
But, if you don't want to deal with CL trolls, just sell her on eBay. Then use the proceeds to buy a new one. That might be easier. -
Kitty is doing one of two things: just saying "hi, play with me," or, "I could kill you if I want, but I won't, because you have the thumbs."
If the kitty is not trying to eat your face off while you sleep, then I'd presume he is only trying to play with you.
If you wake up a lot with gnaw marks on your cheeks...start sleeping with an eye open and don't go near that chair. -
Flirt a little at first, and use that time to determine which visitor likes cats the least. It is very important to know which person will be annoyed by your presence: this is the person upon whom you must direct the most of your attention. Once you know who that person is, jump on their lap, lick their face or hands, nuzzle your head to their chin. And then...fart.
Definitely, fart.
If the visitors just LOVE kitties and want so very much to hold you and pet you, run and hide. They don't need to be won over. But, fart first. -
Yep, and I have to say, I'm not a fan. But I don't care for fruit in general, especially not Buddah.
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Sometimes, but not all the time. The fun part about not always wanting that is making the people guess. Sometimes, I flop down and want to be rubbed, and it's all right. Other times I flop down and don't want to be touched, and they wind up drawing back a bloody stump. They don't much like this game, but I think it's great fun.
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Not specially...but I hate having my paws touched. Really, only the Woman is allowed to touch them, and only because she seems to always say "I'm sorry" every time she does. I mean, there's a lot she needs to be sorry about, but I think she's sorry about my claws being gone. I am, too, which is why I don't want anyone touching them.
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Dood. THEY CUT OUR BALLS OFF! How much more trauma does a guy need?
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