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I resent your implication that I should have an allotment of brain cells dedicated to The Jersey Shore.
I don't give a flying fuck about those Oompa-Loompas and neither should anyone else. -
What in the fuck makes you want to know this kind of shit about me?
I hate condoms and I'm not on the pill. That's all I'll say. -
Man, that's the coolest story of a bro I've ever heard.
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Staying home from the 4th grade dance because you were so fascinated by an algebra textbook (that you borrowed from the library, might I add) will not make you any friends.
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Disregarding my stance against capital punishment-- it's an outdated form of execution. I would encourage a more dignified death for even the most heinous criminals but my opinion is marked by my homage to modernity. In many areas of the world, it was considered a privilege, a sign of honor, to be executed by beheading. Perhaps some also regard public execution as a form of grandeur. I'm not a libertarian but hey, it's your death; if you'd like to be beheaded, by all means.
Thanks for asking an interesting question (though I can't seem to figure out how such a question would have been conjured) and sorry it was sitting in my inbox for five months! -
Because it's not perfect. Your question reminded me of a well-known Korean proverb my mother used to repeatedly tell me: "원숭이도 나무에서 떨어진다." Even monkeys sometimes fall from trees.
Also hi, I don't think I've ever talked to you before! -
To have listened and not just heard.
Is this a trick quesition? >:| -
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Nothing. I'm happy where I am. Having a regret would imply that I would change history if I could and that in turn, would change the present.
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Brief, awkward, unemotional. Everything a real-life first kiss should be.
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Kickin' it on 9-footers ;>
That's probably a really shitty pick for a favorite memory with someone but I don't have many to choose from, unfortunately. Let's make some more! -
I can be self-righteous and pretentious in taste. I won't admit that I'm wrong without putting up a decent fight first (unless I have committed some sort of heinous atrocity and am clearly culpable, but this is rarely the case) and will silently make fun of you if your wardrobe resembles the sales rack at Walmart, if you speak of your fervor for Kings of Leon, Nickelback and/or the Twilight series, if Eurotrip (or some other awful comedy) is one of your favorite movies, if you claim The Great Gatsby sucks (saying you don't like it is different and more acceptable, as it certainly isn't universally enjoyable) or if you think James Patterson is a good writer.
I could go on and on but I probably already look like a bitch. For the record though, I don't really give a shit what anyone likes (I have my own guilty pleasures). I just can't help conjuring up condescending thoughts which unfortunately tend to manifest themselves without my mindful permission. -
No. Confidence and dignity don't flow from beauty. Beauty flows from dignity and confidence.
(For the record, I don't "blame" anyone for anything. And thank you for the compliment!) -
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You're an idiot.
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Ireen’s Bio
River Edge, NJ
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Oh you know, just your everyday dream date.
