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            <title><![CDATA[I&#039;m deeply jealous of you. You have such a great parenting style. My kids will never be as cool as your kids.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[They are not really my kids.  I steal pictures from some other guys flickr and write stories about them.  You should really be jealous of a guy named...]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:00:01 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[what tv show makes you laugh the loudest?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[i am not allowed to read chapter eighteen of the water-method man in bed.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 17:50:32 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[&quot;the man in the yellow hat is not your friend?&quot; is a rhetorical question, is it not?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[&quot;the man in the yellow hat is not your friend&quot; is a sync request for a private communications protocol. The response functions as a shibboleth but can also act as a key phrase indicating the appropriate interpretation of subsequent protocol elements in the exchange. Even if the response is not one of the set of hot phrases, most responses including &quot;&#039;the man in the yellow hat is not your friend?&#039; is a rhetorical question, is it not?&quot; still indicate that at least rudimentary two way cleartext communication has been established.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 17:15:38 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[did you intend for tapped a russian to sound like a double entendre?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[our household jargon is not intended for outside consumption so confusion is inevitable and also please read the manual it will explain a lot. for instance operating the automatic seats is a counterintuitive process but once you internalize the process it will feel like second nature.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 15:59:19 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Who&#039;s winning the war between you and the energy drinks?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[i have not tapped a russian in more than twenty four hours but i had two on new year&#039;s eve and i have recently discovered that somebody (fallie) has been going into my top dresser drawer so i need to find a new place to hide the bail money among other things.  it is like when they learned that they could push a chair and get to things on the kitchen counter and eventually i am going to have to have a panic room to protect myself from my own so quantitatively it is hard to say but qualitatively i am getting my ass handed to me.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 15:48:55 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[All this talk of condiments is making me mildly hungry.  What do you suggest I eat?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[thirty-one thirty-three north high street february thirteenth nineteen ninety you will not regret it]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 15:02:50 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Which is your favorite Tumblr? Besides Brerfly? (You can only choose one)]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[fallie&#039;s tumblr]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 14:58:59 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[ates: 65, catch your cabbage.  Everyone laughed again: but Mr Kernan was somewhat indignant still.  He talked of writing a letter to the mumblelard.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[shrinky dinks are not intended to be eaten i.e. nonpareil and nonpotable and mad cow flu is just another in a long line of reasons why we shouldn&#039;t be discussing this without encryption.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 14:30:34 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[-At dinner, you know.  Than he has a bloody big bowl of cabbage before him on the table and a bloody big spoon like a shovel.  He takes up a wad of cabbage on the spoon and pegs it across the room and the poor devils have to try and catch it on their pl]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[I am having a hamburger for dinner and I will probably put wasabi mayonnaise on it  because my wife bought me a jar of that devil&#039;s spread a misguided but delicious holiday treat.  Any time I have gone out to lunch with my comrades in the last six weeks I have only ordered items from the menu which included blue cheese or the words blue and cheese or were on a blue part of the menu or one time it was the nostalgically named blue plate special which included cheese as an ingredient.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 14:26:33 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Chocolate or Vanilla?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[Not even close! I will not be tricked into implicating myself as a co-conspirator in your pitiful plot. I have read every Iain M. Banks novel with the exception of the one about the castle and the neverending trial. In Georgia this week, two parents were arrested for giving their preteen children tattoos using guitar strings and a found bottle of india ink. I have a bluebottle fly on my back as a reminder of my inevitable fate.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:03:14 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Who was the best boss you&#039;ve ever had?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[ephedrine, low grade mexican ditchweed, and old crow bourbon]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:54:48 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[If you had the opportunity to live one year of your life over again, which year would you choose?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[I would like to re-watch the directors cut of December 1997 without commercial interruptions and see what it may look like with out burst blood vessels in both eyes.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:34:28 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[What was the best job you&#039;ve ever had?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[Circulation librarian in the Kent Cooper Reading Room.  Well played anonymous interlocutor!]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:29:30 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Do you believe in angels?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[Our mom is part unicorn and part cheetah.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:28:24 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[How would you describe your personality?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[those that from a long way off look like flies]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:27:07 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[If you could eliminate one thing you do each day in the bathroom so you never had to do it again, what would it be?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[I am looking for a good coaster that will contain small spills and also collect and evaporate condensation without excessive maintenance, i.e. daily cleaning.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:23:50 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[how much lard could a mumblelard mumble if a mumblelard could mumble lard?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[What a goddamned unsettling question! But still you are not going to get inside my head with a recycled bush league vox question of the day.  If you have any hope of success, you will have to try much much harder than that. Maybe you should consider plagiarizing someone clever.<br />
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Also, I cannot find a restaurant in this town that will serve me fried chicken livers AND gizzards at the same time.  It is as if there is some bizarrely specific blue law or simply an unspoken agreement that this would be an unacceptable combination.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 10:00:29 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Like when they introduced Tumblarity, and I wrote a very dumb post about it I was going to self-destruct, except your comment was so good I couldn&#039;t bring myself to do so.]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[I would use my bb gun to shoot blue tip matches at trees and rocks and shit. If, I hit something just right, the match would strike and flare up and it was pretty cool, like tracer bullets in a war movie.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:00:34 -0500</pubDate>
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