Earlofpurple's Formspring answers http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple http://www.formspring.me 60 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215197721848475063 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215197721848475063 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:58:42 -0400 Earlofpurple http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215197040165029199 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215197040165029199 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:56:10 -0400 Earlofpurple "Ask a real question, dweeb."- Natalie
"Because."- Nephrim]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215196512475452933 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215196512475452933 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:54:02 -0400 Earlofpurple http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215195635823960313 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215195635823960313 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:50:37 -0400 Earlofpurple "My life has more prospects than yours, pitiful mortal."- Nephrim
"I'm not a doctor or scientist YET."- Earl of Purple]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215192640293996145 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215192640293996145 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:38:39 -0400 Earlofpurple http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215192080782228035 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215192080782228035 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:36:26 -0400 Earlofpurple http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215191966621660966 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215191966621660966 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:36:03 -0400 Earlofpurple "Fudge, though I don't really feel guilty about it."- Dam'Bul]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215191445106096289 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215191445106096289 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:33:58 -0400 Earlofpurple "I would like a hamster, but Daddy says no."- Natalie
"I breed scorpions, have done since I was a Novitiate of Dalachrech. They're right personalities."- Terrowin
"I have a catgirl. She's very nice to look at, and useful around the house."- Defelent
"I breed Lolthite Temple Spiders, and own the largest breeding herd outside Drow territory. They're more like friends than pets, however."- Charynrae
"I have a pair of snow spiders. One is my paladin mount. They are ever so soft and cuddly."- Azurelle
"No, but Azurelle once offered me a snowspider egg for a slave of mine; I was forced to decline as the slave had offered to serve me."- Elezibethele]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215190876568192173 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/215190876568192173 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:31:44 -0400 Earlofpurple "Exalted. Or failing that, humans. Dam'Bul would have a significantly reduced choice of hosts, but most of my more formidable adversaries would be destroyed."- Nephrim
"That's a terrible thing to do! I refuse to answer this question."- Natalie]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/205079885675263496 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/205079885675263496 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:54:15 -0400 Earlofpurple "For several months, I was chained to a powerplant which supplied energy to a fortress. I was the power source; it hurt quite a lot. Alternately, I was tortured for 200 years because the demons of the Abyss didn't trust me."- Nephrim
"I fell out of a tree and broke my leg once. It hurt, and made me really scared of heights. Now I can turn into a monkey and that phobia is banished."- Natalie
"Dessssssicated gnome hurt much when ssswap tail for ssskeleton one, combined essspecially with leg ssswapping and amputation of organsss for replacement. Ressst of life ssscarsss bared."- Makaruun]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/205075817527542134 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/205075817527542134 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:38:05 -0400 Earlofpurple "I pay no attention to stars."- Nephrim
"I was born under Virgo. I don't know if it matches me, though."- Natalie
"I'm a Gemini, and no it doesn't match me. I don't have a twin, though my sister was born on the same day in a different month."]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/203636679779582514 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/203636679779582514 Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:19:26 -0400 Earlofpurple "In service to Dalachrech, and I suspect my obituary will mention my faith."- Terrowin
"I haven't put much thought into it..."- Natalie
"I don't."- Mortius Necriax Dathrii
"I expect to die by the blade of an assassin, or maybe a vampire seeking advantage. More likely, however, I'll die on a hunting trip and simply won't come home. If I'm assassinated, I have no idea what my obituary will say. If I die hunting, there won't be an obituary for at least fifty years; it'll be written when they're sure I'm dead and not merely in a forest with no idea how long it's been."- Mateo
"I expect to die in glorious battle, though I've avoided it for over seventy years so that seems unlikely. Hopefully the obituary will mention my skill in battle."- Mrs. Bloodplunder
"I hope to die of old age, and I don't care what my obituary says as I won't be around to read it. Unlike the guy who invented dynamite."- Earl of Purple]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202552729799792281 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202552729799792281 Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:32:22 -0400 Earlofpurple "My homeworld had scattered settlements of humanoids in vast territories ruled by dragons, sphinxes and other large 'monsters'. It worked, to an extent. Humanoids had few rights, and were mainly food, and no 'nations' existed, rather territories of individual dragons."- Narahar
"Demonocracy, like the government of the Abyss."- Nephrim
"Um, politics is boring, but I think democracy works."- Natalie
"So long as I keep out of it, I don't care."- Mateo
"Constitutional monarchy, with most of the power held by democratically elected individuals seems to work here, and I can't think of any preferable alternatives."- Earl of Purple]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202549747679004629 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202549747679004629 Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:20:23 -0400 Earlofpurple "Somewhere warm, but not overly sunny."- Natalie
"I do not sleep."- Nephrim
"The armchair I sit in when I use my laptop."- Earl of Purple]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202546006770872218 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202546006770872218 Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:05:29 -0400 Earlofpurple "I would tell him to do as I say, using as much mind control as I can."- Nephrim
"Um, probably die."- Natalie
"I would smash him with my flail till he stops being so irate."- Mrs. Bloodplunder
"Truggalump smash madman. Madmans not strong as hill giants."- Truggalump
"I think I would have to die, unless I had something to defend myself with. A brick, a knife, a gun, anything. Preferably a tank and tank crew, though."- Earl of Purple]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202543249812922295 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202543249812922295 Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:54:42 -0400 Earlofpurple "Find a wizard, any wizard, and wait for them to run out of spells and die. Then I'll loot their magic items and repeat this process until I am ready to complete my goals."- Nephrim
"I would go to GLoG. They'll help me."- Natalie
"I'd go zombie-hunting. They die easy to an experienced flailwoman."- Mrs. Bloodplunder]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202540752654335651 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202540752654335651 Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:44:36 -0400 Earlofpurple http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202538499855904801 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202538499855904801 Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:35:41 -0400 Earlofpurple "No. I am who and what I am; why should I change to fit their desires?"- Natalie
"Loved ones are weaknesses to be exploited. I do without such trivialities."- Nephrim
"Much the same as Terrowin, but also it depends on the loved one and how loved they are."- Earl of Purple]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202536924773128163 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202536924773128163 Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:29:25 -0400 Earlofpurple "Some of my best friends are humans. There's nothing wrong with them!"- Natalie
"Perfect minions."- Nephrim
"Humanity is a xenophobic, squishy species with deep rooted delusions of grandeur. Many are also hypocritical, ignorant oiks."- Earl of Purple]]> http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202536535013231288 http://www.formspring.me/Earlofpurple/q/202536535013231288 Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:27:53 -0400 Earlofpurple