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    1. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 21 Oct 10

      Are you satisfied?

      I can't get no satisfaction, but I try, and I try, and I try try try try try try try, but I can't get no....

    2. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 7 Jul 10

      any of them, as long as they're not "answered" with a question.

      I think I've given the best answers possible for this public and silly forum. If you want a different answer to a specific question, contact me privately and I'll see what I can do.

    3. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 7 Jul 10

      I think I really wanted a true answer on that one, even if it would have been on the flippant side. Why do you think I stopped eating processed sugars? (see, I actually asked a question that time, unlike the previous entry)

      Which question did you want a straight answer to?

    4. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 7 Jul 10

      I did not just notice, I noticed a long time ago. This was the first time I was bothered by it. The other times, I rather enjoyed it.

      Why did you change your views? Did you have an epiphany? Have you stopped eating processed sugars? Are you lonely? Or is it just me?

    5. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 7 Jul 10

      Why did I only now take umbrage at your answering a question with another? (While I prepare for another non-answer.)

      Are you just now noticing this? What are you, inattentive? Insensitive? Ignoring me? Answer me!

    6. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 6 Jul 10

      Is time really killing us, while we're killing time?

      Or is it just space wounding us, while we're wounding space?

    7. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 6 Jul 10

      True or False: Nels cline is the steve vai of alt country?

      Major Wankage, in the house, keeping the world safe from tasteful licks.
      That said, I really dig Nels' work in a free jazz context, especially the stuff with Mike Watt in Banyan.

    8. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 6 Jul 10

      Would you let your daughter date a guitarist?

      She IS a guitarist.

    9. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 30 Jun 10

      Choose your preferred felony, punishment, and locale for incarceration....

      Crime: Being too sexy for my shirt.
      Punishment: Having to put my shirt back on.
      Locale: Studio 54

    10. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 29 Jun 10

      How much money would you charge somebody to get to taze you?

      $1000 and I'm good to go.

    11. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 27 Jun 10

      Can you rinse it off do you suppose?

      Sure. Nothing a little bleach and elbow grease won't fix.

    12. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 25 Jun 10

      Are we there yet?

      No. Now shut up and stop bothering your sister.

    13. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 19 Jun 10

      Why do people drive below the speed limit in the left lane?

      They are either old, Chinese, or both.

    14. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 18 Jun 10

      You're at the car wash, vac'n your car. First one you pull up to had no suction, there goes $1. You moved one space over, all good. Nice girl pulls up at bad vac, you warn her. She smiles and moves. Obnoxious brat pulls up at bad vac, will you warn her?

      Probably wouldn't even notice.

    15. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 11 Jun 10

      You don't send me flowers anymore, nor do you ask me questions.

      Have a daisy and how are you?

    16. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 11 Jun 10

      You have to pick one, Sonny Bryan's or Twisted Root. Why?

      Sonny B's. More choices.

    17. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 8 Jun 10

      Does my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

      Sure. Why not. Everyone loves shaken milk. Or at least the containers.

    18. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 8 Jun 10

      If you could be a famous musician (other than yourself of course), who would you want to be?

      OK. If you insist. How about Tom Waits?

    19. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 8 Jun 10

      If you could be a famous musician (other than yourself of course), who would you want to be?

      I'd rather be an obscure musician like Junior Kimbrough.

    20. Professor Fuzz
      professorfuzz 8 Jun 10

      Ron said he could kick your ass. What are you going to do about it?

      Run and hide. Ron is a badass.

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