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Laser tag with awesome friends :)
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Louvre
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They need to do way instain mother>
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Jurassic Park kitchen scene
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I am a child genius, so to speak. & I do not go there anymore. Meredith is a women's college with not enough security & rules that employs men staff & faculty, which is absolutely absurd. During certain hours on certain weekends, they allow male guests into the dormitories if you sign them in & out. Sometimes I would steal the list & photocopy it quickly before anyone noticed so I could search the names of the men that were plaguing my residence hall on the FBI's Most Wanted website. I dropped out of Meredith to blend back in with all the normal kids my age & be in a safer, more controlled environment. There is a tree by the dining hall that produces fruit that smells like a combination of feces & old menstrual blood. One day, I stepped on the poop/period berries on my way to class. Coincidentally, & unbeknownst to myself, my first menstrual period started in the middle of that class, & the combination of the two incidents led to my major rejection by my peers. Later, my roommate locked me out of my dorm room, & to this day I do not know if it is due to the unrelenting stench on my shoes or her unwillingness to instruct me on how to insert a tampon. So no, I do not go to Meredith, but way to bring that up, jerk.
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I don't play sports. & no, I just draw them.
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Thank you. No, you call me.
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Too personal
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No: I love being short.
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Dear "hope your boyfriend was checked."
Where are you? I am all lonesome on here & as a result, have expected more sweet inquiries on your part. I have answered your "question" again and again, hoping for a sign of satisfaction in my answer, only to be let down day after day. I suppose I have put too many eggs in your basket, so to speak, only to have you then dump them all onto a hard ground surface, shattering the eggs of my hopes and dreams of having a mysterious exclusive formspring questioner and admirer into a million pieces. Or, rather, you have abandoned your basket of eggs I have entrusted to you and let it rot, and now the stench of my poor little eggs will remain in my nostrils until the day that I die or suffer from enough senility, since moving on is obviously not an option for me. That must be your way of ensuring that I think of you often. As you can see, no one else will post on my formspring, so how much can I really be blamed for getting my expectations up so high, so soon? Perhaps my mother paid you to write me "questions". If this is the case, I can say that I really felt like there was something there. I can also say that I do not think you did her well having "asked" me only one "question". I believe the moral thing to do would be to take only a fair fraction of the money she gave you for yourself and use the rest to employ someone else who would do a more consistent and reliable job. I am upset that this is obviously over, but I must pensively ask, was it something I said, or did you just move on independently of my actions? Love, Katherine
P.S. Please send me your address so that I can send you a card and a basket of eggs to symbolize my devotion to you. I'll be sure to apply enough postage so they can get to you in time. -
Since you seem to be offering congratulations to me for doing that which I apparently have been unsuccessful in doing, I will react in the same manner & congratulate you on your eloquent diction and style of typing. You must be a typist. Helen Keller was actually a rather accomplished typist, as she typed letters to eight presidents and received responses from all of them. Maybe you can write a letter to a person in a position of authority over an institution you are a part of.
And thank you for noticing that my knowledge expands each and every day. I must say it can mostly be attributed to listening to my professors but moreover my fondness of reading. If you are interested in reading, I would suggest the works of George Orwell and/or the poems of E.E. Cummings. -
I locked you somewhere? Terribly sorry, but I'm glad you are seeing the lighthearted side of things. Although I feel most unworthy of your praisings, as it was unintentionally accomplished, & therefore not a result of me learning anything.
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I'm not actually lesbian; sorry to disappoint, & I appreciate your concern. I hope you find what you're looking for.
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Katherine’s Bio
I am small
Wants Questions About
- extremely personal topics
