Any big city someday pleaseee. ):

I get self-conscious of my laugh/smile even if nobody's there to see.... There's two in one for ya....

I never dry my hands after using public restrooms because I never understand how to make the paper towels come out and get very discouraged very quickly.

Because beans and rice are groossssssss. But I eat them anyways to please the Mexican gods so that they will Lavish me in empanadas and sombreros.

Oh...

...........Lol...........

word.

No, I like to say "Captivating tale, gentleman." No I lied, I've never said that.

2 years-ish.... like a month....

:)

Stupid, bad, pointless.

Uhhh turns out he's gay... no... He gave me HIV...no... He's moving to Mexico...no... I'M moving to Mexico...! ....Shutup YOU broke up with your boyfriend!

If you tickle me I will voluntarily punch you.

1.) A large penis.

I grow weary of your list making...

1.) Using big cups when I'm only a little bit thirsty.
2.) Accidently putting 'lol' at the beginning AND end of my sentences.
3.) Having low confidence that the toothbrush I'm using is even mine.
4.) Accidently mass murdering snails after it rains.
5.) Numbers that don't end in 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, or 5.
6.) Making lists
7.) Pretty much anything that isn't a parallelogram.

1.) Intelligence
2.) Humor

When men use proper puncuation and spelling in text messages and IM conversations. Mmmmmm that's the good stuff.

haha! i'm glad i amuse you.

oh it's just dandy, thank you.

i stuff it in my vagina while he's not looking, obviously.