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      Well it was actually flour, but I will say I have never had that pre-pre-sneezy so much as I did in the following 10 minutes. Also, pickle juice is delicious, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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      if i could travel in time some time i would go to the end of all of mankind and there i would find a brother of mine
      we'd travel through space
      in his silver ship
      we'd pass through the stars
      and oooverr the mooooooooon
      HHRRBMP PPFTLJF
      NYEEEEAAAH

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      No, but I'm a vore-obsessed necrophiliac, so eating meat is the most legal thing I can do in that vein.

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      It better come with cheese, for that is the only thing that quells my desire for the blood of restaurant employees.

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      ARE YOU CRAZY? I WOULD NEVER MESSAGE ON A FACEBOOK 'DATINNG' NETWORK WITH SOMEONE WHO WEARS LIME GREEN SPORTS BRAS IN THEIR MYSPACE PICTURES. Jesus, the NERVE.

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      WHAT DINOSAUR????? AM I GETTING ONE???? :U

      Make it blue with bright green and canary yellow accents!

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      HOOK YOURSELF UP TO A GENERATOR AND POWER THE WORLD WITH YOUR GYRATIONS. Godspeed. *salutes*

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      WHAT. NO. I DON'T CARE WHO IS FOLLOWING ME. THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME I'VE GOTTEN ONE OF THESE. >:C

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      Simon & Garfunkle, Queen, Omodaka, Daft Punk, and Mumford & Sons. :D

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      Oh, gosh. Thank you! :) The first thing I'd want to say is that positivity just comes naturally to me, but that's only part true. It comes that way to me after years of forcing it into my head. I hope I don't come off as fake or anything for saying that... it's just that really putting in the effort to be positive in life has worked really well for me and helped a lot with what used to be very severe depression. (This is by no means the cure-all for depression, though! Like, seriously, guys, GET HELP IF YOU NEED IT! I can't stress this enough. It really hurt me, and I don't want anyone to make that mistake.)

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      Nobody is going to know what this is except for Mady, but OH MY GOD I FREAKING LOVED THE RABBIT EARS STORYBOOK COLLECTIONS. I just wish I could find DVDs of it for an okay price. :(

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      Aww. This made my night. ^.^ <3

      And why, you ask? I can say with utmost certainty that it's probably a 50/50 with me actively trying to stay positive and having fabulous friends to help me when I'm having trouble with that first one. :)

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Here's a hint: it's your anus.

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