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You must be boring as fuck. Whores like fun outgoing douchebags, so start acting like one. If you are a young guy, dont worry, this will change as you get older. Most girls dont get in touch with their vagina until around 22, give or take a couple years. Once they are 25, they will fuck you if you take them out for a fun night.
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The Poon Sensei doesn't like much make up at all...but some girls need it. The main thing is, dont just try to do it yourself after looking at magazines. Go to a MAC store or watch some videos online and learn how to do the shit right. Every face is different and thus requires different make up skills.
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asked by Taimaizhu
Learn how to speak and write proper English.
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Dear guy who wants his ass kicked,
The Poon Sensei does not endorse this kind of activity unless you are training for a UFC fight or something and just want to get into a fight. OR you secretly like guys hitting you and wrestling with you but are afraid to go to gay bars cause you might be outed.
The way to do this is to actually get attention from all the other girls but the one you want, just make sure she notices. Do some dumb bar trick or magic trick or just be really funny. Maybe save the day by putting out a fire or something. Do some juggling or flair bartending but like its no big deal. Dont talk to the guy at all and then be very direct with the girl and invite her to do something else more fun like another party...or sippin on your dick....etc -
This sounds bad. The Poon Sensei thinks you should stay away from her. If she is crazy about you and you put it in her, she will get more crazy no matter what happens.
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Well, you could break up with your fantasy girlfriend and start dating girls at school. OR you could blow a dude and show them how much you hate it.
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Its tough to get out of the friend zone but the only way is to ignore the chick for a really long time and then get more successful in yout life. Hopefully, things change and she starts coming back to you.
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The best way to not put a guy into the friend zone is to blow him as fast as possible. If nobody interests you, you need to work on your interests, you're probably weird as fuck.
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Convince? What the hell are you talking about! Man up and just do it. Chicks like confidence.
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Tell them you are famous in America.
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I have a video about this coming out soon. Subscirbe to my youtube channel and show it to her.
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Oh my god. Please tell me you have some kind of mental disability. You already fucked this up. You put yourself in the friend zone! You need to cancel this shit immediately and start ignoring her until she starts liking you. Otherwise, you are just going to end up being her little bitch.
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Dear guy with a small dick trying to make it look bigger by shaving,
Who gives a fuck. Do whatever you want. If you're a man, you will make her love your dick no matter what your pubes are like! -
No. Most chicks, if you watch them, dont know how to dance either.
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asked by gourrythecrazy
UH...who gives a fuck about these other traits you THINK the ladies will like! Chicks like CONFIDENCE. Bottom line. Thats it. Thats what they respond to. Take a public speaking class or someshit so you can get comfortable. Chicks want a man that isnt afraid of them. LIke that line in the movie How High "Dont be scared, its only pussy!"
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Ah, I see young grasshopper. Well, you just need to be more of an asshole. You are probably being too nice. Dont listen to ANYTHING chicks tell you and dont listen to advice from girls about how to get girls. Stop asking girls out and just tell them that they are going out with you. Say "hey, friday night, lets go out. It will be fun" if they decline be like "ok, whatever" and just ignore them, Chicks HATE being ignored.
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Dear dude with body odor,
What the FUCK are you doing man? If you make shiny bullshit all chicks like, you should have lots of poon coming your way! You must be coming off too desperate. I also suspect you have chest hair flowing out of your unbuttoned shirt. Shave that shit and go to a wine bar. Chicks who will want to use you for your jewelry will be there -
The Poon Sensei does not mess with girls with v-cards. Go get some experience first, at least 2-3 dudes. Then, you can take the Poon Sensei out for a nice sushi dinner and look hot and hopefully you will get lucky!
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Poon Sensei’s Bio
I'm the Guru of Girls, Captain of the Coochie Canoe, creator of the This-doesn't-count-as-long-as-you-don't-tell-your-friends Technique, the Lewis and Clark of Labia, 10 time Poonie Award winner and author of The Bed Is In The Head... The Poon Sensei.
