The "dish girl" makes me think I know who this is. So, girl, I'ma dish it out.

At the moment: no one particularly
Celebrity crush: that Joe dude (the new werewolf from True Blood)
Internet crush: Sean Ward (not sexually, of course, because he's such a white boy, but his vlogs [http://www.youtube.com/seanward] are dope and never fail to make me smile)
Real life crush: Tyler